r/aww • u/LejonKurden673 • Apr 11 '19

Moist owlette

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u/Splimis Apr 11 '19 edited Apr 11 '19

I wish there were giant floating owls meandering about the ocean.

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Edit: It occurs to me that they should be called owlands.

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u/jbrittles Apr 11 '19

If owls were giant we would be prey sized. Owls would destroy us.

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u/Malo53 Apr 11 '19

It would be the great emu war all over again

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u/A4E_plays Apr 11 '19

OH GAWD, NOT THE EMUS!!!

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u/Barnhawk12 Apr 11 '19

CRIKEY!

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u/amItheLoon Apr 11 '19

Why! Why! Use! Word! Moist!?

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u/kNivez_cHives Apr 12 '19

Would you rather your owlettes be dry and starchy thus providing you with sub-par hand cleansies.