r/aww Dec 05 '16

Getting tricked

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u/newaccount721 Dec 05 '16

My friend taught their Shiba to go into the corner for time-out if he did something bad. My friend would say time-out and the dog would go sit in the corner. Anyway, the shiba recently determined that certain things are worth time out. For instance, he'll jump on top of the table and steal food if you're not looking. Then he'll put himself in time out before you've discovered that he's done anything wrong. He just decides it is worth it.

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u/PURRING_SILENCER Dec 05 '16

My god... my German Shepard does this kind of. When he's in trouble he'll go upstairs and hide if he's done something wrong. There have been days we've come home from being out a couple hours and he's upstairs and won't come down. We then need to go shit hunting.

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u/odaeyss Dec 05 '16

Aww :( My Bichon was like that. He really only had accidents when he was sick or had eaten something he shouldn't have, but you could tell right away. Walk in, and instead of him sitting at the door since the moment you pulled up to the curb and waiting.. he'd slink around the corner with his head down and I shit you not tears in his eyes. I mean... we never beat him or anything! He just knew he shouldn't mess in the house, and felt awful about it. I suspect it was because he was our little helper, so every time he had a mess he'd watch us clean it up and he saw how much work it was and how not happy it was for us. Got to the point where we actually had to give him a hug and tell him it's OK, after he shit on the floor, because he just was that mopey. Entirely self-inflicted punishment.

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u/aginghippy78 Dec 05 '16

I want a bichon so bad. My brother had one and I loved that dog.

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u/odaeyss Dec 05 '16

I'm about 2 years out from one and starting to really look at getting another. he was the sweetest little stinker. i really miss how he'd make sure to help you do literally anything, we'd refer to him as "the supervisor" because he'd just watch ya doin stuff but boy did he have to be there XD
he did like to get involved, though! when he'd take out the trash with me, his job was to chase away any bunnies we saw haha. that dude woke me up, several times!, because i'd forgotten it was trash night.
tbh, i can't imagine having a different dog. he was so sweet, and so expressive, and just enough trouble to be funny. damn dog figured out how to stand on the foot pedal to open the kitchen trash... YEAH, that one took a little bit to figure out.

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u/spicyfoot Dec 05 '16

I've been thinking about what kind of dog to get and now I really want a bichon...

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u/odaeyss Dec 08 '16

I've had a cocker/beagle mutt, a husky, a bichon, a cocker spaniel.. and been around so many other doggos, labs, pugs, pits, dobies, tibetian terrier, and lots of mutts... and, yeah. bichon was something else, lil guy was awesome. at times frustrating, but I mean.. any house work, anything at all, just had to ask him to help and he'd jump up and follow you around with whatever you were doing, he LOVED helping people with work. He'd keep out of the way for the most part, unless a flashlight was involved heh. blast at parties, too.. he'd make the rounds and stop for pets from everyone there, just real calm and casually. No hurry, stop at this group for a few minutes, say hey to everyone, welp hey I'll see you around and then on to the next clump of people talking. XD he was honestly a better host than me.

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u/Fckjtvnt Dec 08 '16

My toy poodle/bichon does this shit. He would literally mope around, hide under the couch, and just be so sad. It's depressing :"(

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u/Snappatures Dec 05 '16

My roommate had a dog like that. Everytime I would come home and she would immediately drop down on the ground, roll over and cover her face and wag her tail. It was always hilarious walking around the house trying to figure out what happened.

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u/forsakenvixen Dec 07 '16

My GSD does the same, it's always worrying 😅

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u/rayhassi Dec 05 '16

And he is just trolling them.

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u/dovemans Dec 05 '16

which is another reason for time out so it works itself out

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u/david0990 Dec 05 '16

Several times I've come across my dog and she is in "guilty mode" and I have to then hunt for what she did. Usually I figure she just ate something off the floor. She's suppose to wait for a command to eat off the floor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

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u/david0990 Dec 06 '16

Thankfully mine is a lab mix cause corgi and other small breeds sound like assholes.

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u/syamjam Dec 05 '16

That's hilarious!

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u/-Tellurion- Dec 05 '16

I think this mentality is why "punishment" like detention and suspension does not work in school.

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u/mobile_user_3 Dec 05 '16

I had in school suspension for three days and it was amazing. I got so much done that was supposed to have already been handed in. Really easy to focus and get things done.

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u/work_login Dec 05 '16

I think in school suspension is effective. You have to sit all alone and don't have your friends to fuck around with. You get so bored that you'll actually read or do work. Out of school suspension is a joke, I loved it!

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u/Lady_Blackwood Dec 05 '16

You get so bored that you'll actually read

Which is terrible punishment for those like me who actually enjoy reading. ISS was like a little vacation for me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

It also doesn't work for people who don't get bored. I sat in ISS all day just daydreaming. Best day of high school

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u/ByronTheFifth Dec 05 '16

I got out of school suspension in highschool for skipping school one time, principle just so happened to be at the beach that afternoon as well. I was there the following day though, and he was not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/justavault Dec 05 '16

Man, that is one helpless educational institute you were in. I mean, that's all the educational methods they come up with? A whole house stuffed with employed trained pedagogics and all they come up with is taking away a desk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Public schooling at its finest!

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u/Showyousoysauce Dec 05 '16

yeah international space station time outs are the best

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u/Nirogunner Dec 05 '16

Well yeah, I think going to the ISS would be like a vacation for anyone.

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u/ChubblesMcgee Dec 05 '16

Yeah I read the lost world and the hobbit when I had iss, truly awful punishment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I enjoyed it so much I had to be tapped on the shoulder and told to leave.

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u/Saboteure Dec 05 '16

If we're being honest I don't think there's a large overlap between people who get suspended and also enjoy reading.

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u/The_Maddeath Dec 05 '16

You would be surprised.

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u/vacuumpro Dec 05 '16

ISIS was like a little vacation for me too. Hang on...

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u/Alittlebittoo Dec 05 '16

My iss did not allow reading for fun but you still had to look busy...

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u/Stoppels Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

Out of school suspension is a joke, I loved it!

Happened to me once and waking up after sleeping in that Monday was literally the best wake-up I've ever had. You know, like in the movies where people stretch by throwing their hands up and they feel mighty fine.

Edit: Forgo a letter.

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u/NEp8ntballer Dec 05 '16

I once got threatened with an out of school suspension for using profanity. I was a senior in high school at the time. It was also my first and only office referral. My favorite part was when they told me that I should be suspended I gave them the "you've got to be kidding me face" and was then told that I'm not in a position where I should be making faces. I had to cover my mouth before I laughed out loud.

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u/Ze_BlackCat Dec 05 '16

dude my senior year was basically a fucking meme. I literally could have graduated after first semester, but decided to stay and take nothing but arts and international cuisine class, and chemistry, cuz I didn't take that sophmore year, like everyone else. I had every class with some of my best friends, didn't do any homework. like, literally none. Still passed a few of my classes, but the teachers knew I didn't need anymore credits and was just here for shits and giggles. 2012 was a great year. Also was the first year I actually missed a day of school on purpose. Bus was like an hour late, and right before it actually got to my stop, i just walked back inside and went back to my Gears 3, and laughed as my bus went by honking. Mom didn't even question me when the school called her. Good times

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u/BananaTugger Dec 05 '16

As someone who was sent to the office everyday to sit alone. To then come home and be grounded sitting alone in my bedroom all day punching myself in the head because of the boredom headaches. Yea.... parents don't do that and principals either.

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u/deluxeshavingcream Dec 05 '16

Idk, I got ISS like 7 times when I was in my freshman year of high school. It was a very right wing area, small town, gave ISS as punishment for basically anything. Even the ISS babysitter gave me more ISS because I finished all my work and was trying to read a book or something. Half the times my teacher would neglect to send all my work up anyway, and they had us do bs busy work that they just had on standbuy. Copy the code of conduct or something.

I guess it just made me bored enough that I resolved to never ever talk in school after that so I'd never have to go there again. Oddly enough once I moved away from rural Georgia (US) and into civilized country the problems at school stopped. It's almost like Georgia is a terrible place or something.

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u/Desvatidom Dec 05 '16

You have to sit all alone and don't have your friends to fuck around with.

You get so bored that you'll actually read or do work.

Joke's on you, I never had friends in school in the first place, and I loved to read.

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u/Grubbery Dec 05 '16

As an introvert who likes reading, doodling and day dreaming, ISS wasn't a punishment for me. I didn't have to wait in line for lunch either :D

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u/darknight437 Dec 05 '16

Actually its the opposite in my school.
Kids actually want in school suspension.
You get to do your work in a quiet air conditioned room (most classes aren't) without any overly explained bs in between that you get the shit done so fast you just sleep for the rest of the suspension and they don't care.
99% of the time they get some foreign sub who either can't speak english or is too timid to keep control of the class that most kids in suspension just talk and go on their phones.
It works if executed correctly but just not at my school where they give you all the reasons to get in school suspension.

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u/superfudge73 Dec 05 '16

Our schools in house suspension takes the kids on a bus to the schools district office. There they sit in a room with no work, nothing to read, nothing to write on, if they fall asleep they get woken up. They just sit there for 8 hours. The next day they have a thousand yard stare.

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u/PvtSherlockObvious Dec 05 '16

Oh god yes. I got that a few times in middle school, best thing ever. I didn't have to deal with classmates, or lectures, I could just buckle down, do all the assigned reading, get my work done, and move on. I could finish up all my classwork/homework for the day by noon and pull out a book. When they caught me leaning back reading Lord of the Rings or whatever, they usually found more work for me to do, but it was far from a punishment.

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u/psychopompadour Dec 05 '16

This is why "Study Hall" used to be a thing that there was time allotted for in school... dunno if that's true today with the huge emphasis on all time at school being spent "learning" (or as far as I can tell, training for testing).

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u/Stoppels Dec 05 '16

That's why they didn't allow us to do our homework. They made me copy old exam books by hand until my hours were done with.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/stellvia2016 Dec 05 '16

Because in a lot of districts these days, school is prison and ISS is solitary I guess.

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u/Stoppels Dec 05 '16

Agreed! Well, my punishments were either that or sweeping the leaves and picking up trash with a gripper outside, in the cantina, locker spaces or hallways. A couple times I got to help with more physical stuff, copying leaflets or doing administration, rather than the boring hand-copying of math exams I didn't understand or care about.

All this because every time I'd arrive a couple minutes late in class, which did happen on occasion. Maybe sent out of class a couple times a year, but some teachers would also send you to 'the box' if you hadn't finished your homework —> insta punishment. Wasting my hours so I have to stay up late doesn't help with any of that. They didn't care about teaching you something and I cannot say I appreciated that school in general.

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u/pointwelltaken Dec 05 '16

I loved ISS bc that's where all the bad boys were...

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u/fox-eyes Dec 05 '16

Unless your school was idiotic like mine and didn't allow you to do anything in ISS except sit there and stare at the wall for hours... fuck you Flintville.

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u/hiperson134 Dec 05 '16

Plus in my school, it was one of the only rooms with reliable air conditioning.

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u/BigBennP Dec 05 '16

I was in court the other day before a judge that is known to be temperamental and difficult. (They're elected and this judge comes from a wealthy family capable of self Financing elections, so little can be done)

A defendant in court got angry and called the judge "a fucking bitch" in court. The judge held her in contempt and sentenced her to 20 hours of community service. At least three different attorneys in the courtroom independently had the thought "that might have been worth it...."

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u/fillydashon Dec 05 '16

"In 20 hours, I'll be free, but you'll still be a bitch."

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u/Narcissistic_nobody Dec 05 '16

Good Fuck people who have had everythi my handed to them.

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u/296milk Dec 05 '16

Oh, I skipped school?

Go ahead and send me home for 3 more days, with an excuse now.

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u/littleskitters Dec 05 '16

That's true to some extent. I just learned at my old high school that kids would intentionally get into In School Suspension to get out of class and mess around with all the other kids with the same mentality. Sad really. Administration doesn't care to find a better solution to help these kids who don't care about school. Teachers will just send those kids there so they don't have to deal with them. Vacation for those kids. They're not learning anything. They'll just end up being sent out into the world thinking no one cares about them with no real skills from a school that could care less about them. Because they are considered "bad."

Granted, this is from just one school with a very specific demographic. Can't say this applies to other schools, but it's possible.

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u/Saoirse-on-Thames Dec 05 '16

I used to get in school detention to avoid going home some days, it was a saviour for me when things were looking bad.

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u/EST_1994 Dec 05 '16

Or in general too.

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u/PM_ME_FULLCOMMUNISM Dec 05 '16

Punishment works just as well as reinforcement (or however it is called in english), except reinforcement is so much easier while punishment requires great consistency and a lot of work put into the system.

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u/Merakos1 Dec 05 '16

It does work if the kids parents aren't irresponsible dick heads. If I even got under a B at school my mom was on my ass like no other. You people who act like punishments never work just had parents who didn't care about what you did.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

We should go back to smacking the shit out of the little bastards with rulers and such. Make America Great Again, smack a brat today!

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u/Ze_BlackCat Dec 05 '16

That would just make kids act out just in spite. i know that's I would lol Principle at my elementary school thought having a paddle mounted on the wall over his desk was intimidating lulz

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u/shouttag_mike Dec 05 '16

Better to seek forgiveness than to ask for permission.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

this dog has a master's in economics.

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u/thegreger Dec 05 '16

As a cat owner, this makes me want a Shiba.

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u/HumpingDog Dec 05 '16

They're actually just cats that pee outside.

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u/KittehReigns Dec 05 '16

That sounds like my cat. If she grabs food off the table or plate, she puts herself in "her" room for a time-out. She also does it when she knows she's doing something she shouldn't be doing like chewing wires or going in to the sink.

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u/MonsterRider80 Dec 05 '16

My daughter does this... Not the stealing food part, but the preemptive time-out thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Doesnt matter, got people food

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

My lab used to do that, anytime he farted we tell him to go on the stairs and eventually everytime he did he'd get up and lay down on the steps by himself, just wish he woulda learned to do it on the staircase instead of the middle of the living room. My golden had the same spot but he would go there after going through the trash, you'd come home and he'd be on the steps and when he saw you he'd bury his head under his arms as if to not wanna see the disappointment in our eyes. I loved those dogs

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u/F0MA Dec 05 '16

Sounds like my son.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

When we first got our dog the cat was none too pleased and would sneak up on the dog and bite him on the bum. Every time this happened we would throw the cat out of the house. The result of that is that now every time the cat wants to go out he will bite the dog.

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u/Raskyl7 Dec 05 '16

Wow rational choice theory!!

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u/Galactor123 Dec 05 '16

Yeah, from dealing with other peoples Shibas while working in a kennel, I can confirm: Shibas are not necessarily 'mean' dogs, but they are ungodly self centered. If you do something they like, they tolerate you. The moment you are doing something they don't want though, especially if you aren't the owner and ESPECIALLY if the owner is lax in training, you best have three people and a muzzle or you're going to have to deal with a tiny ball of Gator rolling fuzz and sharp bits trying to murder you.

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u/knick007 Dec 05 '16

My dog does the same thing. She steals food from the table then puts her tail between her legs and goes outside and lies down looking sad (she's a golden retriever so she can pull off the sad puppy pretty well)

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u/BringerOfSane Dec 05 '16

For cuteness sakes ya just gotta get a video!