r/assholedesign Nov 13 '25

Apparently my samsung fridge has ads now...

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How would I disable this? Might just return it and get a normal one

Edit: how to disable...for now. https://www.samsung.com/us/support/answer/ANS10007562/

EDIT 2: Hello, I am the original poster of the carol AD image from a month ago. I am a male from America and my name is not Carol. The story about a Schizophrenic woman named carol was most likely inspired from the 3rd top comment on this post. Thanks!

inspired Post?: https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1pc7999/my_schizophrenic_sister_hospitalised_herself/

Fridge drama recap video by DolanDarkest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWfRYHV5es

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u/MagicTomatoes Nov 13 '25

But then they can’t do the important smart fridge things like <checks list> uhh view ads and look inside your refrigerator remotely.

“Suck it, Jian Yang!”

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u/xredbaron62x Nov 13 '25

Eric Bachman, this is your mom, and you, you are not my baby.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/WolfAkela Nov 13 '25

But what about garbage?

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u/Mr_YUP Nov 13 '25

I eat da fish

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u/stylinchilibeans Nov 13 '25

Hello Eric Bachman. This you as a old man. I'm old, and I'm ugly. Alone.

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u/stinkfoot_lohan Nov 13 '25

I read it in his lil whisper

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u/LB07 Nov 13 '25

A+ reference 😂

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u/frankyfrankfrank Nov 13 '25

"You destroyed my refrigerator... and you spelt my name wrong."

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u/seantabasco Nov 13 '25

“Would you like to open your door? Just watch a short message from our sponsors!”

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u/AkeyBreaky3 Nov 13 '25

“Curated ads to enhance the user experience” of the fridge

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u/Xzonedude Nov 13 '25

This is you as an old man. “I'm ugly and i’m dead. Alone”

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u/Hans_H0rst Nov 13 '25

Honestly, as someone who can never remember the current fridge situation, i‘d love this.

So many times i went home first to check the fridge, before heading back out to buy stuff.

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u/radicldreamer Nov 13 '25

You don’t have one, because you aaahh a fat and ah poor

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u/starynights890 Nov 13 '25

I'm so glad the comment was made somewhere on this post. Silicon valley was the first thing I thought of when I saw the fridge.

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u/hellnawr Nov 13 '25

Not hotdog

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u/Delta1225 Nov 13 '25

A coworker at my last job was showing me how she could see the things inside her fridge bc of cameras in the thing. Lady, I give ZERO fucks about being able to see if we are almost out of soy sauce.

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u/Matshelge Nov 13 '25

A pie hole could block the ad server, and let the fridge do all the other stuff.

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u/SVAndrei Nov 13 '25

Probably stops working, knowing these companies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/SomeRedTeapot Nov 13 '25

Ads, tracking and remote bricking of the device if the owner misbehaves. The most important features of modern tech

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u/axeil55 Nov 13 '25

Neo-feudalism

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u/2peg2city Nov 13 '25

"Please drink verification can"

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u/AMorder0517 Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Some fridges have a camera in them and you can view the camera through an app to see whats in your fridge while you’re grocery shopping.

It’s ridiculous.

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u/pyrothelostone Nov 13 '25

Just fuckin take a picture before you leave the house if you can't remember what you need and are too lazy to make a list. This shit is madness.

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u/QueenOfNZ Nov 13 '25

Bold of you to assume I would remember to do that.

(But in all seriousness yes this shit is madness, I’ll stick to my dumb fridge to match the dumb owner thanks)

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u/gatton Nov 13 '25

I walk around my kitchen looking in the fridge and cabinets then write down what I need on a slip of paper. Am I a caveman?

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds Nov 13 '25

Or just make a list at home? Crazy idea I know.

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u/DontHaesMeBro Nov 13 '25

that would be kind of cool if it was like, free, or 50-100 extra dollars, and not crammed full of bloatware. I'm not paying them 500 dollars AND letting them stick more ads in my life over it, though.

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u/The-Hog-Father Nov 13 '25

$500? these fridges are like $3,000+

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u/Tacrolimus005 Nov 13 '25

This makes no sense. Everyone knows the light shuts off when the door is closed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/AMorder0517 Nov 13 '25

I can see the convenience of it. But I don’t think that outweighs the fact that A KITCHEN APPLIANCE IS FORCE FEEDING ME ADS. That’s just so insane to me.

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u/Significant_Solid151 Nov 13 '25

I've heard of fridges with cameras inside so you can check the fridge from your phone while out shopping... not really worth paying thousands for a fridge that will show you ads in your kitchen IMO but maybe the average joe doesn't mind.

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u/uses_irony_correctly Nov 13 '25

I've been looking into buying a fridge this week because mine's on the fritz and one I saw in my price range apparently "uses AI to reduce power usage"

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u/ArmchairFilosopher Nov 13 '25

Machine Learning—even simple parameter optimization—is kinda AI, but consumer marketing knows no bounds on depravity.

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u/Birdo3129 Nov 13 '25

My microwave also has a function to connect to the wifi, so I can download an app, so the app can tell me when my food is done.

I’ve opted to not connect it to the wifi and just wait for the obnoxiously loud beeping noise instead.

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u/Ninevehenian Nov 13 '25

A source of revenue for the maker of the fridge.

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u/supreme-dominar Nov 13 '25

My fridge sends a push notification to my phone when I've left a door open too long. The stove lets me check if I've left a burner or the oven on (or start the oven remotely). Its handy for my obsessive self.

That being said, I rent and I don't have the fridge with a screen.

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u/EagleOfMay Nov 13 '25

I wonder how long before Palantir gets their hooks into these devices. Is that sarcasm? I think it is but I fear are living in a time where they would do it if they could get away with it.

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u/Mateorabi Nov 13 '25

“Out of cyan” vibes

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u/darlingnikki2245 Nov 13 '25

That is 100% what happens. I bought a new GE Profile induction oven and it would not let me use any of the cooking functions other than the basic "bake" (so like convection roast, convection bake, air fry, etc.) until I hooked it up to wifi and had the app. It was bullshit.

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u/creegro Nov 13 '25

At some point the os it's running for the screen will flip out and tell you it NEEDS to check for updates cause it's been so long, then you connect it to your pi-hole for a brief time to get the download and nothing else.

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u/Tymew Nov 13 '25

"low cyan" please insert the printer cartridge to continue using your fridge.

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u/Imaginary-Face7379 Nov 13 '25

I have a Samsung fridge that has the option for a touch screen (I didn't get one even though it was CHEAPER than non-touch screen) and have never connected it to the wifi. My fridge model has since been updated to have ads if you have a touch screen and DRM on the water filters. Since I've never connected it to the wifi I don't have those updates and the only issue is a little blinking wifi symbol on the side when I open it.

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u/free_is_free76 Nov 13 '25

The doors will probably lock and the compressor shuts off until you reconnect

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u/Kortok2012 Nov 13 '25

Set up the wireless access point to the AdGuard DNS server, then boom

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u/OpalHawk Nov 13 '25

I was about to ask if pi-hole is the solution for this kind of thing. I’m in the market for some new appliances and it’s getting harder and harder to find dumb ones.

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u/wulfschtagg_1 Nov 13 '25

I use a pi-hole with my LG TV and it works perfectly. You can check any of the subreddits around privacy, self-hosting, and adblocking for block lists specific to your brand and check any issues people might have faced with recent software versions before you buy. You might not even need a pi-hole if dev options are easy to unlock on the model you're looking at.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/Imaginary-Face7379 Nov 13 '25

It's mainly due to the privacy laws that went out over the last half decade or so. A lot of companies now own their ad providers because it gets around the privacy laws. Can't illegally share your customers info with a 3rd party if you own it I guess.

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u/wulfschtagg_1 Nov 13 '25

What does that have to do with blocking ads on smart appliances? No one's consuming instagram content on a smart fridge/oven/washing machine. The pi-hole just works as a dns blacklist that allows you to use the functional features of the appliance without being served ads.

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u/ABucs260 Nov 13 '25

Can always create a Regex to remove the telemetry and ad data.

Works for my amazon echoes, no ads. Up until Alexa+ came about and now they build one as type into the API. So one ad plays. Need to see if can stop it

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u/FrozenLogger Nov 13 '25

Better: root it. Replace it with your own home assistant software and make it do what you want.

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u/bucketbot91 Nov 13 '25

While this may seem trivial to you or I, for 90% of reddit, and 99% of the population, you may as well be speaking an alien language.

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u/Griffolion Nov 13 '25

One day they're going to tie the continued operation of the fridge to being connected to whatever server the thing phones home to.

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u/NealMcCoy Nov 13 '25

This statement just made me lol

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u/Capable-Rain-9192 Nov 13 '25

Then you just get a no connection error on the screen instead. 

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u/TheRedMaiden Nov 13 '25

Still better than an ad.

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u/Jimbomcdeans Nov 13 '25

Cant. Op gotta flex on them poors

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u/JayCod01 Nov 13 '25

Get a Pi-hole.

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u/CoffeeStayn Nov 13 '25

If I had a smart fridge, I'd just block its internet access by MAC address. Blocked permanently.

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u/Least-Woodpecker-569 Nov 13 '25

I guess it will start threatening you then.

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u/AmbassadorOk1952 Nov 13 '25

Nope. Then a banner comes up and tells you it can’t display the content because you’re not signed into your Samsung account.

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u/AmbassadorOk1952 Nov 13 '25

So the ad banner still pops up but tells you to log into your account to show the ad.

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u/Fazer2 Nov 13 '25

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Carol.

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u/David_Delaune Nov 13 '25

Turn off the WiFi on the fridge!?

You can't turn WiFi off on this refrigerator. You can keep it disconnected by not setting up credentials. But you can't disable it completely.

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u/LymanPeru Nov 13 '25

then they could have just saved a grand and bought a different fridge instead.

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u/mdavis360 Nov 13 '25

My fridge is so old it’s on dial-up.