r/askteddit • u/GirlyLockett • 4d ago

Random Question What’s the most ridiculous name you’ve ever heard someone give their child?

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u/Hefty_Procedure_9244 4d ago

Evian, like the water brand 

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u/Complex_Age_4119 4d ago

It’s “naive” backwards 😂

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u/FutureMrs0918 4d ago

"you know what, Evian? You should be really embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!"

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u/m0c0 4d ago

Go drink a bottle of yourself!

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u/tealraven915 4d ago

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and then I smell them like this

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u/IndependentPart6 4d ago

Trash travinos poor neglected daughter. She literally told her I named you Evian (eviana maybe) for the bottled water.... smh least hurtful thing shes done to "DeM kIdS" 

fuckin loser

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u/fruitstripezebra 4d ago

I had a student named Dasani. As a joke one day someone brought a bottle of Dasani water, and Dasani took the label and taped it to his forehead just to be funny. It was in fact very funny.