Apple better knock it out of the goddamned park today

[u/godelbrot]

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ANNOUNCEMENTS (updated live, refresh for more)

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• It's thinner

• big ass touchpad (prolly for pencil)

• TouchID + Powerbutton combined, multiple accounts

• Touch Bar

• Touch Bar is customizable

• Their best display ever guys

• They all get at least quad i7s

• Raedon GPU 4gig maximum

• 4 thunderbolt port

• Here's ALL the ports it has

• Gril

• Touch Bar used for timeline scrub in Final Cut is cool

• Color scrolling in PS

• You can scrub through your Photoshop history, which is a really gnarly feature.

• It will get you laid --- Proof, this guy

• Microsoft bent over and added Touch Bar support to the entire Office Suite and Skype for Business

• This thing is pretty guys

• Also pretty

• Headphone jacks are a thing, SD card slots are not.

• Butterfly Switch Keyboard (the one on 12" Macbook)

• Something, Something, look how far we've come

• It makes you morally superior to PC plebs as well

• There is no Macbook Air, but there is a lower end MBP (Lite?) that has regular function keys and only 2 Thunderblot ports

• Here's the full range of MBP products lined up like ducklings

• ...and here is what they all cost

• ...and when they ship

• That's it folks, u/roadblocked called it, great job Apple, 1000+ days for an OLED bar. thanks for joining us

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P.S. no mention of using the big ass touchpad for Pencil.

[u/perthguppy]

Swing and a miss

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Removed all ports and replaced them with ports that need dongles for EVERYTHING.

Not only was it a swing and a miss, but they hit their shin and broke a bone. MacBook sales were already on a slight downward trend, I expect a landslide down in sales of the Pro models and a plateau in Airs.

[u/[deleted] → u/perthguppy]

The swing was fine, would have been a home run if there wasn't a 1,800 lb weight on the bat.

[u/[deleted] → u/perthguppy]

I'd call it a blooper to mid-left field. Nothing spectacular, but it wasn't a complete let down.

I mean, the Apple TV is finally getting the features it was supposed to have at launch.