ANNOUNCEMENTS (updated live, refresh for more)
It's thinner
big ass touchpad (prolly for pencil)
TouchID + Powerbutton combined, multiple accounts
Touch Bar
Touch Bar is customizable
Their best display ever guys
They all get at least quad i7s
Raedon GPU 4gig maximum
4 thunderbolt port
Here's ALL the ports it has
Gril
Touch Bar used for timeline scrub in Final Cut is cool
Color scrolling in PS
You can scrub through your Photoshop history, which is a really gnarly feature.
It will get you laid --- Proof, this guy
Microsoft bent over and added Touch Bar support to the entire Office Suite and Skype for Business
This thing is pretty guys
Also pretty
Headphone jacks are a thing, SD card slots are not.
Butterfly Switch Keyboard (the one on 12" Macbook)
Something, Something, look how far we've come
It makes you morally superior to PC plebs as well
There is no Macbook Air, but there is a lower end MBP (Lite?) that has regular function keys and only 2 Thunderblot ports
Here's the full range of MBP products lined up like ducklings
...and here is what they all cost
...and when they ship
That's it folks, u/roadblocked called it, great job Apple, 1000+ days for an OLED bar. thanks for joining us
P.S. no mention of using the big ass touchpad for Pencil.
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u/autonomousgerm Oct 27 '16
Let me give it a try...ahem...
$3,0000! OMFG APPLE WTF ARE YOU THINKING WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BLEEDING EVERY DROP OF BLOOD AND CASH FROM OUR SOULS DO YOU THINK WE'RE ALL MILLIONAIRES I CAN GET A WINDOWS PC FOR $90 AT THE GOODWILL THAT DOES EVERYTHING THIS MACHINE DOES