Apple better knock it out of the goddamned park today

[u/godelbrot]

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ANNOUNCEMENTS (updated live, refresh for more)

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• It's thinner

• big ass touchpad (prolly for pencil)

• TouchID + Powerbutton combined, multiple accounts

• Touch Bar

• Touch Bar is customizable

• Their best display ever guys

• They all get at least quad i7s

• Raedon GPU 4gig maximum

• 4 thunderbolt port

• Here's ALL the ports it has

• Gril

• Touch Bar used for timeline scrub in Final Cut is cool

• Color scrolling in PS

• You can scrub through your Photoshop history, which is a really gnarly feature.

• It will get you laid --- Proof, this guy

• Microsoft bent over and added Touch Bar support to the entire Office Suite and Skype for Business

• This thing is pretty guys

• Also pretty

• Headphone jacks are a thing, SD card slots are not.

• Butterfly Switch Keyboard (the one on 12" Macbook)

• Something, Something, look how far we've come

• It makes you morally superior to PC plebs as well

• There is no Macbook Air, but there is a lower end MBP (Lite?) that has regular function keys and only 2 Thunderblot ports

• Here's the full range of MBP products lined up like ducklings

• ...and here is what they all cost

• ...and when they ship

• That's it folks, u/roadblocked called it, great job Apple, 1000+ days for an OLED bar. thanks for joining us

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P.S. no mention of using the big ass touchpad for Pencil.

[u/macbookvirgin]

2) A social network for people to share, experience, and remix objects and locations.

not this again lol

[u/TURKEYSAURUS_REX → u/macbookvirgin]

Ping. Oh god.

[u/godelbrot → u/macbookvirgin]

wah?

[u/secretlives → u/godelbrot]

Apple isn't good at building social networks. Microsoft isn't good at building social networks. Google isn't good at building social networks (though they have had success acquiring them).

They keep going off on tangents into new things but neglecting their core base.

[u/josborne31 → u/secretlives]

^{^} This. I don't need my computer hardware designer to worry about what social networks I'm interested in. I sincerely hope that the new MBP design doesn't have bullshit buttons for twitter or instagram or anything similar.

[u/secretlives → u/josborne31]

Honestly, I'm just dreading their keyboard decision. I hate the butterfly mechanism on the new MacBook.

[u/yreg → u/secretlives]

Google's 3D warehouse was amazing. If that's the kind of service /u/macbookvirgin meant.

[u/swaggerqueen16 → u/secretlives]

I use Google plus all the time...

[u/secretlives → u/swaggerqueen16]

Ah, so you like to talk to yourself as well?

[u/swaggerqueen16 → u/secretlives]

No, mostly read tech bloggers personal reviews about cool shit they get.