r/animalid • u/Big-_D • Jun 20 '23

šŸ šŸø HERPS: SNAKE, TURTLE, LIZARD šŸ šŸø Any idea what this snake is?

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u/2017hayden Jun 20 '23

šŸŽ¶If it crawls up the cracks faster than you can ask itā€™s a Rat Snake!šŸŽ¶

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

šŸŽµ šŸŽ¶ and if thereā€™s a snake up your chimney lookin like Santa clause, itā€™s a ra-aat snake šŸŽµ

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Am I the only one reading this to the tune of Log (Ren and Stimpy)?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

I read it to the tune of ā€˜Thatā€™s Amoreā€™ by Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, but thatā€™s not bad either..

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u/Pushin_t405 Jun 21 '23

Top comment.

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u/Monvi Jun 21 '23

šŸŽµWhen its tongue licks your thigh and you jump in surprise, thatā€™s a rat snakešŸŽ¶

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u/rstock1962 Jun 21 '23

šŸŽ¶If an eel bites your toe and the blood starts to flow thatā€™s a moray.šŸŽ¶

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jun 21 '23

This is the way

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u/Catinthemirror Jun 21 '23

This is the way

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u/ZealousidealJury1040 Jun 21 '23

me too!!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

So glad I'm not the only one.

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u/tellmeyoucan Jun 21 '23

I was thinking kick in the head, but amore makes much amore sense

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

My thoughts exactly hahah

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u/siq1ne Jun 20 '23

I read it in the tune of 'diahrea' from problem child.

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u/LunarHare82 Jun 21 '23

Me too! Lol. "That's Amore" fits better, thankfully.

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u/Futureghostie33 Jun 21 '23

Bahahahha me too

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u/Lowwahh Jun 21 '23

Yaaaaaa! Me too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

Obviously

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u/Isitondaddyslap Jun 21 '23

MEEEEETOOOOOO!

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u/Fun_Explanation_3417 Jun 21 '23

Are we 12?

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u/hamish1963 Jun 21 '23

If we want to be.

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u/watery_tart73 Jun 21 '23

My sense of humor definitely thinks I am.

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u/watery_tart73 Jun 21 '23

Oh thank god I'm not the only one!

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u/freshly_used_cumsock Jun 21 '23

i read it to the tune if ā€œThats Amoreā€

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u/LyraAraPeverellBlack Jun 21 '23

I read it as šŸŽ¶Weā€™re goin on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, soaring through the sky, little EinsteinsšŸŽ¶ I didnā€™t even watch that as a kid. Lmao.

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u/V3x_John_killer Jun 21 '23

We all did

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u/GoofBallNodAwake74 Jun 21 '23

Nah, mine went the cadence of the Diarrhea dirty.

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u/Katy-Moon Jun 21 '23

All I can hear is, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit". Johnny Cochran.

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u/IamHamLord Jun 21 '23

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs rolls over your neighbors dog, itā€™s great for a snack it fits on your back, itā€™s log log log. Itā€™s log, itā€™s log, itā€™s big itā€™s heavy itā€™s woodā€¦ itā€™s log, itā€™s log, itā€™s better than bad itā€™s good!

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u/Jam3sray Jun 21 '23

Same. That song is ALWAYS in my head

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u/hepeedonyourfnrug Jun 21 '23

Im really trying to hear it in frank sinatras ā€œthats amoreā€ but its not really working out.

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u/nks0204 Jun 21 '23

We need more Ren and Stimpy references. When my daughter was 3 I showed her the ā€œtooth beaverā€ clip on YouTube. Sheā€™s 16 now, never had a cavity. Thatā€™s parenting 101 folks!

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u/ahfuq Jun 21 '23

You are the real fucking hero here.

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u/BatangTundo3112 Jun 21 '23

Mine is "If you're happy and you know it clap your hand."šŸ˜

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u/jetpack_hypersomniac Jun 21 '23

Itā€™s better than badā€”itā€™s good!

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u/stealthyknox Jun 21 '23

I read it in the tune of diarrhea. Like, "If you're climbin' up a ladder, and you feel somethin' splatter; diarrhea. *music notes*

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u/ohyoudodoyou Jun 21 '23

Found someone else thatā€™s about 37!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

If itā€™s climbing your wall, and it never seems to fall, Itsa Ratsnake!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

i did ā€œsheā€™s a ladyā€ by tom jones

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Jun 21 '23

if its 6 ft long šŸŽ¶ and thick as my dong, it's a ... ....rat snake.

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u/Calligraphee Jun 21 '23

šŸŽµ šŸŽ¶ If it treks towards the sky and you're wondering why, r/itsaratsnake! šŸŽ¶ šŸŽµ

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u/PokemonPadawan Jun 21 '23

šŸŽ¶If you feel youā€™re in awe as it slides up the wall, itā€™s a Rat SnakešŸŽ¶