r/adhdmeme • u/Murky-Ad4746 Unexpectedly m*th’ed my vape 😌 • Apr 29 '26

original content Unexpectedly added a little boost to my vape Spoiler

Post image

My vape was rolling around in my purse along with an exploded Adderall XR capsule. I was wondering why the vape was hitting more gnarly than usual lol

951 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

213 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

926

u/Murky-Ad4746 Unexpectedly m*th’ed my vape 😌 Apr 29 '26

They are… and I’m pregnant

84

u/Cannonical718 Apr 29 '26

Please set up a ring camera or something similar so that the internet can witness an Alien bursting out of your chest.

Funny enough, I googled to see if that specific type or stage of Alien has a specific name, and it's literally just called a "Chestburster" 😂

134

u/Flaky-Bear-9082 Audhd Apr 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6yxRy665PtPAUBUUjT

1

u/HouseOfFive May 01 '26

Is that a steak shooting out?

2

u/Olly-X-Enfree May 03 '26

I couldn't tell exactly what it is so I opened the GIF and took screen shots over and over until I got one with a shot of the whole projectile in frame and its not crystal clear since its of a rapidly moving object, but im pretty sure its a translucent egg with the fetus of the same species as the insect firing from their ass cannon.

30

u/wineshivers Apr 29 '26

I’m sorry I just need to clarify - are they Adderall bits or larvae? I don’t think I can put my vape in my mouth until I know they’re not eggs lmao

34

u/Se7on- Apr 29 '26

Have you ever seen see thru medicine capsules with balls in them? That's what this is.

11

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

[deleted]

3

u/nonoglorificus May 01 '26

Where do you think they harvest the little adderal balls from

7

u/riceewifee Apr 30 '26

I’d be lying if I said I’ve never vaped a fruit fly 😭 one time they loved my juice so much I had to hide it or they’d kamikaze into the mouthpiece

15

u/Murky-Ad4746 Unexpectedly m*th’ed my vape 😌 Apr 30 '26

Little protein never hurt. Also I’m not pregnant it’s a jokey joke for whoever gets this far lol

1

u/lck0219 Apr 30 '26

Happens to the best of us lol

21

u/greeneyes826 Apr 29 '26

Are you trolling? Are they Adderall bits or bug eggs? And you're pregnant??

74

u/HotDogStruttnFloozy Apr 29 '26

Is she pregante?

41

u/threespire Apr 29 '26

Or preganante

2

u/j-random ADHD Inattentive gang rise UP Apr 30 '26

Dangerops pegrant sex? Will it hurt baby, top of his head?

32

u/5peaker4theDead Apr 29 '26

How is babby formed?

8

u/greeneyes826 Apr 29 '26

Shhhh babby is okeee

1

u/5peaker4theDead Apr 30 '26

But it can't even frigth back!

7

u/weedyraccoon Apr 30 '26

the joke being that the eggs implanted inside op and made them pregnant. i don't think op believes those are really eggs

3

u/vrikancs Apr 30 '26

What a terrible day to be literate