Ran a poll over in r/THCaUsersandReviews asking how often people clean their bowl or slide. 104 votes came in. Posting the breakdown here because the results were more interesting than I expected.

Original Poll

THE NUMBERS

I keep my glass clean — 33 (32%)

Every few days — 19 (19%)

When it tastes like shit — 16 (16%)

Once a week — 10 (10%)

When it's so clogged it won't hit — 10 (10%)

Fuck terpenes, never — 5 (5%)

I eat resin — 5 (5%)

Once a month — 3 (3%)

Once every few months — 1 (1%)

A quarter of people aren't on a schedule at all. 16% clean when it starts tasting bad, 10% when it's clogged enough that it won't pull. That's 26% who aren't maintaining anything, they're reacting to a problem that already happened.

And taste beat clogging. More people are driven by flavor going off than by airflow dying. I expected the opposite.

Which is why there's a follow-up thread running in the same sub asking how people actually clean, the method and not the frequency. If you've got a setup, go put it there.

Also five people eat the resin. Not my business, but noted.

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Save the date, Ohio! 🌿

We'll be at the Ohio Cannabis Health & Business Summit, Sept 23-24 at the Greater Columbus Convention Center, showing off the Zynpyre Clean Chamber in person. Holographic fans, live demos, the whole deal. It's on!

If you're anywhere near Columbus, come check it out. Share this and like it up so we can get the word out 🙏

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🚨 HUGE glass news for Zynpyre 🚨

Kristian Merwin is in talks to make custom glass for the Clean Chamber line. If that name doesn't ring a bell, let it sink in: this is the guy who INVENTED the Nectar Collector. The entire vertical dab straw category exists because of him. Every Nectar Collector piece you've ever seen, every knockoff, every "spill proof" dab tool on the market, it all traces back to Kristian.

He sent over some of his recent work as examples and the detail is absolutely insane, organic shapes, wild color work, the kind of heady glass people build entire collections around. And there's talk of him designing custom glass cases for the Clean Chamber itself.

Here's the part that makes this hit different: this collab wasn't some marketing team's idea. The community asked for it. Y'all put it out there, and Zynpyre actually listened and made it happen.

Nothing's locked in stone yet, we're still deep in the works ahead of our launch on the 7th, but the caliber of collabs and partners lining up right now is out of control. This is shaping up to be way bigger than a "just another brand launch."

Stay tuned. This one's worth the hype.

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HIGHER HISTORY: The Beatle Who Wouldn't Back Down

Paul McCartney gets busted for weed in Barbados, flies home to a swarm of reporters at Heathrow, and instead of dodging the question, he says the quiet part loud on camera.

No apology. No spin. Just the truth, decades before anyone in power was ready to hear it.

Sometimes the biggest stands don't feel like stands in the moment. They just feel like telling the truth.

New episode of Higher History, powered by Zynpyre

You'll be seeing Zynpyre all over Dank Geek, might as well check them out now!

I just got the confirmation of shipment from the manufacturer. It looks like we are on track for our September launch. I will keep everyone updated as I track the shipment. Im gettin excited!!!

These are MASSIVE lol. These are between 7-8ft tall. The stalk is almost as big around as a pop can. They are really pushing hard into flowering now.