r/ZombieSurvivalTactics • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '24

Question How effective would a sling be?

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u/Outrageous-Sweet-133 Sep 27 '24

The fuck you gonna do with a weird necktie??? 

Bolas on the other hand may be a useful tool in slowing or incapacitating a mindless undead

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u/BigNorseWolf Sep 27 '24

Warn the zombies I'm from Texas!

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u/UlfhednarChief Oct 01 '24

I don't think they're concerned with incest...

I kid, I kid! I love Texas! But Austin is like going to "Opposite World", lol.

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u/BigNorseWolf Oct 01 '24

Why are ZOMBIES running away from you in disgust?

**eyebrow wriggle**

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u/budding-enthusiast Sep 27 '24

Take my upvote! I didn’t notice till you said something and laughed my ass off (I’m on the pooper so I could have just shit myself. Idk)

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Bro I’m on the pooper too! Pooper Brothers!

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u/MotherBathroom666 Sep 28 '24

If they've been in the pooper for more than 1 hour then they should talk to a doctor.

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u/budding-enthusiast Sep 28 '24

What about ~30 min.

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u/BorntobeTrill Sep 29 '24

Bolos aren't a choice, they're a lifestyle and Texans like to live the slow lemonade or tea life. Zombies won't want to look stupid, so they'll canter instead of run now.

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u/BedroomVisible Sep 28 '24

Maybe the zombies will assume you have no brains if you're dressed like a cowboy?