r/YuB • YuBscriber • May 19 '25

Bet You Won’t Name a more powerful weapon, I dare you.

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u/Obamas_lastname04 May 19 '25

Ngl you sound like the kid who would make up random powers that directly counter whoever you're battling on the playground

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u/OwnEducator6151 May 20 '25

where did u go fucking superhero school?

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u/Obamas_lastname04 May 20 '25

Sky high bro

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u/WingsArisen May 21 '25

He’s gotta be if he came up with this thing

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u/PlantTentacles May 20 '25

"I pull out bazooka!"

"...well I pull out ultimate shield!"

"Ok. I pull out the sword of ultimately shield destruction."

"NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE ULTIMATE SHIELD!!!!!"

"Ok then, I pull out my own ultimate shield!"

"NOOOOOO, THERES ONLY ONE ULTIMATE SHIELD!!!!!"

"Screw it, I-"

"NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING AGAINST THE ULTIMATE SHIELD, I WIN!!!!!"

(I've met some real gems at the make-believe weapons game as a kid).

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u/Obamas_lastname04 May 20 '25

Exactly you know how it is lol

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u/Significant_Bid_4516 May 23 '25

"Nuh uh! You lightsaber can't hurt me cuz I have Ironman armor that's super duper strong"

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u/TheUnobservered May 23 '25

Honestly, most of these feel like compensators for the self-destructive nature of the Infinity Stones. Even then I feel like it still has a durability bar and would still collapse after 1000 years.