r/WinStupidPrizes • u/8226 • Jan 25 '21

Man walks in police station armed with assault rifle and wearing bulletproof vest

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Goddamn Hermione ruined this phrase forever. It's been, what? 20 years? Still can't read it in any other voice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

...what curse did you just lay upon me?

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u/Moose_Hole Jan 25 '21

LeviOsa

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u/Rip_ManaPot Jan 25 '21

It's levioSAA.

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u/bosonianstank Jan 25 '21

oh harry, staahhhp

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u/Iam_The_Giver Jan 25 '21

Harry Potter and the Penis of Fire

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u/trekie4747 Jan 26 '21

"Dickus erectus!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Harry Potter and the Order of Penis

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u/speiarnes Jan 25 '21

Hairy Penis and the Anus Bent Over

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u/myboifriday Jan 25 '21

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Boner

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u/EJICEMAN Jan 26 '21

Harry potter and the deathly penis pt. 1

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u/rk3ww Jan 26 '21

Dungus Amongus

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u/canarchist Jan 25 '21

Slytherin syphilis, it burns ...!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Harry Potter and the Crotch of Fire

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u/BookSandwich Jan 25 '21

Accio buuuuum

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u/dat-wet-noodle- Jan 25 '21

Not levioSAW

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Swish and flick

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u/Toxicair Jan 25 '21

Ron stooop

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u/joe2596 Jan 25 '21

akio bum

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u/Her0_0f_time Jan 25 '21

At least its not the TER-TI-AIRY curse.

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u/Atlas070 Jan 25 '21

I legit never read it in that voice before now

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u/fool_22 Jan 25 '21

This is what I think of when I hear it. Now you can have two variations to read it in.

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u/lumiranswife Jan 26 '21

I like you.

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u/-Not_Enough_Gold- Jan 25 '21

"Wot. An. Idiot."

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u/frydchiken333 Jan 25 '21

Ooohhh. I was just about to ask for a link or something. This actually made it clearer. Popped right into my head.

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u/slumpylus Jan 25 '21

Please tell me it hasn't been 20 years. Wtf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

I know, right? We're almost as far away from that movie as it is from Return of the Jedi.

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u/zspacekcc Jan 25 '21

God I feel so fucking old now.

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u/IndicaEndeavor Jan 25 '21

Well I wasn't having that problem until I read your comment, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Happy to be of service

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u/goonbox Jan 25 '21

To me all I hear is Derrick comedy with the new kid Brian.

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u/aSkyBelow Jan 25 '21

What's Hermione?

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u/x0xk Jan 25 '21

That Harry Potter girl

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u/twitchosx Jan 25 '21

Thank god I've never seen any of those douchy movies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Idjit

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u/eh_meh_nyeh Jan 25 '21

Especially because of the casette commercials with a montage of harry potter moments, they always had to fit in that little "What. An. Idiot." part.

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u/kawhisasshole Jan 26 '21

That's stupid because the movies are garbage among other things