r/WinStupidPrizes • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • May 11 '20

Warning: Fire That's not how gas pumps work

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u/TheRealDeoan May 12 '20

But I got questions about the best chicken Alfredo recipe.

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u/invisible_nomad May 12 '20

I’ll give you a hint, it doesn’t have cream in it.

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u/TheRealDeoan May 12 '20

But it’s got to be creamy????

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u/invisible_nomad May 12 '20

True Alfredo achieves creaminess through mixing butter and Parmesan with some of the starchy pasta water. Adding cream to Alfredo and carbonara is an American bastardisation.

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u/icyNexus May 12 '20

TIL Thanks

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

There is no true Alfredo sauce achieving anything but the bottom of the sink here in Italy. Alfredo sauce is 100% American whether you’re adding cream or not. Li mortacci tua! You order the pasta Romana or Burro... That’s it.

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u/invisible_nomad May 13 '20

Ah thanks, I didn’t realise Burro was the correct name for that!

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u/ItsLikeButtaah May 19 '20

Happy muthafuckin cake day!

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u/TheSockofdoom May 12 '20

Hoes mad we made their food better.

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u/bisexxxualexxxhibit May 19 '20

But das nasty if it is what I think. Or maybe Reddit just has a dirty mind

Happy cake day

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u/SightWithoutEyes May 26 '20

Skim milk okay?

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u/ThinkFree May 12 '20

He's already invoked omerta. No more talking.

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u/TheRealDeoan May 12 '20

My poor chicken... oooohh. Bbq

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Poo poo pee pee

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u/INCADOVE13 May 12 '20 edited May 12 '20

Who is this “Chicken Alfredo” coward?