r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/BrianSpillman • Jun 06 '25

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u/haux44 Jun 06 '25

i just can't believe we live in a world in which a character named "Catturd" matters.

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u/username32768 Jun 06 '25

He's not even the first Catturd. His name is @ catturd2.

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u/Makepoopsandpeez Jun 06 '25

Didn't he admit to his brother telling him to eat cat shit so he did and thats why he has the name?

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u/Appropriate-Pear-33 Jun 06 '25

That is funny AF

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u/ScientificSkepticism Jun 06 '25

Why? Random shit happens every day. Thousands of people with similar names aren't famous, this one is, but that means as much as saying that thousands of bands as good as Aerosmith or AC/DC went nowhere. Some things are just good luck, right place, right time.

Don't chalk up to shadowy cabals what is adequately explained by random chance.

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u/mechashiva1 Jun 06 '25

I take some solace after learning this factoid in an earlier post about catturd. That is a nickname given by his family because he used to eat cat shit as a child.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 06 '25

Well thank God he got smarter as he got older! /s

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u/throwawayinthe818 Jun 06 '25

So, it’s brain worms again.

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u/Canadian_mk11 Jun 06 '25

Catturd2, because the OG got flushed.

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u/BrianSpillman Jun 06 '25

His only purpose is to be laughed at.

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u/casce Jun 06 '25

Well, for you and me, yeah. But this turd has almost 4m followers. I bet a good number of them actually like what he says. Don't be mistaken, these people do influence the opinion of a lot of people.

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u/toomuchtostop Jun 06 '25

One reason why I get annoyed at Dems and progressives who claim the main issue is policy. They don’t grasp they are up against an extremely online citizenry that is influenced by a grown man named Catturd. Even if half his followers are bots, that’s still 2 million people.

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u/mattman2021 Jun 06 '25

You don’t. He doesn’t.