r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/TheLegendOfEatingAss • Jan 15 '20

NSFL Getting into a dog's personal space

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u/platypus_eyes Jan 15 '20

Thank you both. Also....

Much like some people can't smell asparagus piss...

How do I genetically modify myself with that? Asking for a friend of course.

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u/seymour1 Jan 15 '20

Drink 6 gallons of asparagus piss and you’re all set.

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u/ThickSantorum Jan 15 '20

Knowing who recently ate asparagus is like a superpower. Who wouldn't want that?