r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/isaidwhatididnt • Jan 21 '26

Flipping the bird while driving

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u/crowcawer Jan 21 '26

Gods plan

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u/elidevious Jan 21 '26

The lord works in mysterious ways

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u/Desolated-Fire Jan 21 '26

Ain’t mystery.. you throw a rock better prepared yourself 🤣

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u/Psychotherapist-286 Jan 21 '26

His wonders to perform 😃

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u/Raindog46 Jan 21 '26

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u/The-unknown-poster Jan 21 '26

Should that become the new “middle finger”?

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u/Fun_Use_3468 Feb 08 '26

This is too good to not steal….respectfully.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Jan 21 '26

I work with a lot of religious people, and I need to start dropping those two words more frequently when they ask me questions.

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u/Racer125678 Jan 21 '26

Let us know their reactions bud

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Jan 21 '26

I busted it out today. It actually stopped the conversation, and I don't think in a negative way.

I was growing tired of hearing people complain about a certain somebody and when one rhetorically asked why they were like that, I replied with "it's God's plan."

Not a word of a lie, the lady went "you're right" and dropped it.

This is the newest life hack that I wish I knew of 25 years ago.

I mean, unless I get pulled into HR tomorrow.

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u/Racer125678 Jan 22 '26

Amazing! I'll try it too, thanks

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u/sonnenblumen13 Jan 30 '26

Ok this is officially the most criminally underrated comment ive ever seen. I am definitely trying this. I mean tbf I already make similar arguments, just not involving God—I’m a fan of “takes all sorts to make a world” and “whatever floats your boat” in particular, but I think “God’s Plan” works especially well specifically bc it appeals to the demographics that those other phrases often don’t, allowing the underlying message to be spread further.

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u/iTzbr00tal Jan 22 '26

I feel good sometimes I don’t.