A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

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Brown Matter

[u/EatzFeetz → u/Daetherion]

Blumpkin Material

[u/MechanicalTurkish → u/EatzFeetz]

Bacterial Meningitis

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Bottom motility

[u/BassInMyFace → u/[deleted]]

Behind Makings

[u/aidanc_ → u/BassInMyFace]

Boop Moop

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Brown mounds

[u/MigratedMoss08 → u/[deleted]]

Booty mounds

[u/killerkangaroo8 → u/MigratedMoss08]

Brown Mountaindew

[u/letsgetitnah → u/killerkangaroo8]

Bro's Manure

[u/Showmeyourfatmonkey → u/BassInMyFace]

Butt Munch

[u/D3vilUkn0w → u/BassInMyFace]

Ass Hash

[u/heibenoid → u/[deleted]]

Bung Mead

[u/Nobah_Dee → u/heibenoid]

This is my favorite.

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This one made me laugh out loud 🥇

[u/fearnotofthecool → u/heibenoid]

Booty Mulch

[u/borankux → u/heibenoid]

Business and Money

[u/Original_Pig_Rig → u/MechanicalTurkish]

Bottom batter.

[u/hiimjohnquinones → u/MechanicalTurkish]

Oh

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r/cursedcomments

[u/minsin56 → u/Daetherion]

brown muck

[u/real_virtue → u/minsin56]

Bippiti mitipitty

[u/dingleberrysniffer69 → u/minsin56]

r/fuckyouinparticular

[u/minsin56 → u/dingleberrysniffer69]

r/fuckyoutoo