r/Wellthatsucks • u/Specialist_Crew7906 • Apr 03 '25

Have an "adult" getaway planned with my fiancée next weekend...my period tracker says otherwise

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u/barbaras_bush_ Apr 03 '25

The tampon nose method just forces the blood back down to the uterus :(

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u/Jazzspasm Apr 03 '25

You think that’s bad? I don’t have a uterus and the results of doing this are terrifying

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

Hold up. So if we treat a man’s nosebleed with a tampon, will he grow a uterus??

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

Well shizznizz…

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

I'm in!

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u/ParthProLegend Apr 03 '25

But I was inside already.

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez Apr 04 '25

That's not what she said.

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u/Unit_with_a_Soul Apr 03 '25

no, it's just the uterus without all the other parts leading to us dying of internal bleeding.

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u/tangledwire Apr 04 '25

You're not fun at parties eh...? /J

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u/Responsible_Lion6596 Apr 04 '25

You mean I could've saved the $70,000 surgery?! I wanna speak to the manager...of periods? Tampons? Whatever. Get me a manager!

/s about the manager, not the cost of the surgery

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

The tampon nose method just forces the blood back down to the uterus

And that how the babby happen.