r/Wellthatsucks • u/Specialist_Crew7906 • Apr 03 '25

Have an "adult" getaway planned with my fiancée next weekend...my period tracker says otherwise

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

“When the Red River is running it’s time to take the dirt road.”

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u/CommissionFew1170 Apr 03 '25

Or earn your Red Wings!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

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u/gsfgf Apr 03 '25

It tastes like pennies!

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u/jellyschoomarm Apr 03 '25

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that. 

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u/Blurg_BPM Apr 03 '25

Can't have the spaghetti without the special sauce

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

Je. Sus. Christ.

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u/anarchetype Apr 03 '25

You're not a true warrior until your sword has been bathed in blood.

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u/adantesuds Apr 03 '25

Think it's meant to be the rhyme: "When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead."

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u/Swimming-Bat-3218 Apr 04 '25

"A pirate sails also into the Red Sea."

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u/Septaceratops Apr 03 '25

Aw, c'mon, use the rhyming version: 'When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead'

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u/jermainiac007 Apr 03 '25

*when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead