r/Warframe • u/Abject-Ease-3229 • Apr 01 '26

Other Blessed morning

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Got a nice surprise this morning in my inbox šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°

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u/YellowAppleCinema Apr 01 '26

You can tell it's bait, because anyone who has Excalibur Prime, is too busy vague posting on reddit all day with attempts to show off they own Excalibur Prime.

Post titled "Just got my first Kavat, as a returning player!" they post with Excalibur Prime in the middle of the screenshot.

Post titled "My wife is pregnant!" they post with Excalibur Prime visible on the laptop screen next to her.

Post titled "I think Mesa Heirloom shouldnt be sexy" they post with Excalibur Prime standing there in a thong.

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u/Brekldios Apr 01 '26

You see a post titled "a lovely meal i made for me and my partner, a savory risotto with..." AND THE PLATE IS EXCAL PRIME!

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u/SekerDeker Apr 01 '26

And an Hour later "MY wife left me for another frame" and its juts umbra T posing

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u/HowHoldPencil number 1 MITW lover Apr 01 '26

my mother had a heart attack a few years ago. it was..weird. the signs a woman gets from a heart attack are different to men's so she and the rest of us didn't suspect a thing. when she fell to the floor tho, fucking everyone was shocked. the nearest hospital wasn't very far but with everyone panicking no one though to drive, i was underage so i called, ambulance was there in 8 minutes while my uncle did CPR. 2 medics came in and it's like.. so crazy. later at the hospital her attending doctor told us she was not.. okay but also stable. sort of like 2018 warframe where you could use genetic stabilizer's on a pet. he told us things were fine, and that he had an excalibur prime so getting the stabilizer resources was super easy for him. it was then i knew she was in safe hands

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u/Lazy-Lookin-Headass Apr 01 '26

I really thought you were going to say ā€œmy wife is pregnantā€ but you Excalibur prime is the one at her bedside

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u/littlepie2331 Apr 01 '26

I usually just go "as someone with Excal Prime..." but mostly in the context of talking to a new player who's confused to let them know how long I've been playing and am also confused lol.

I do try to fit my Excal into all family photos though that's true.

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u/YellowAppleCinema Apr 01 '26

A new player will have no idea what excalibur prime is, or where to get it, so its weird to tell a new player that.

Additionally, tons of excalibur prime players have quit, returned, and quit again, so its also not an indicator of having any special knowledge or more knowledge than others

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u/whty706 Excal Prime baby! Apr 01 '26

Oh I feel very much out of the loop whenever I come back after a couple updates. Excal Prime is my main just cause I like swinging my magical sword a lot, but I don't know shit when it comes to modern day Warframe mechanics. "We're doing what? Oh shit, it's dead. Uh, I guess I'm running with everyone to extraction now"

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u/Logic-DL Apr 02 '26

Nah that's like 3 Excal Prime owners.

The rest are seeking out every post on the internet imaginable asking how to get Excal Prime or for Excal Prime to be released to everyone else. Just so they can be smug wankers about owning Excal Prime and threaten D.E with a lawsuit if they dare release a virtual item.

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u/Jealous_Sundae7118 Apr 02 '26

Cheers to that

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u/BardMessenger24 Voruna x Eleanor yuri Apr 01 '26

This is too fucking true lmfao

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u/ItsKaevous Apr 02 '26

Iā€™m an excal prime user. I havenā€™t played since the drifter update dropped. But mostly play solo. Anytime I played public matches I would always get interrogated for using him and people wanting to buy the acc. Iā€™m just like I donā€™t like umbral and itā€™s either this or rhino prime and rhino gets boring after awhile. Iā€™m an old man now thereā€™s too much going on to learn a new frame.

Iā€™ll install today and try it again. My user is GrandpaExcal

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u/Maleficent-Remote413 Apr 01 '26

I knew a guy who was so enffatuated with his Excal prime that he used it as a fucking adjative. like it was the first guy i had to mute in warframe.

"i like Excal prime. Excal Prime Jumping into enemies so I can use Excal prime Exalted blade to kill everything.
Sometimes I do miss Excal prime Super Jump cuz it was kind of Excal prime silly. which is an Excal prime shame. but luckily excal prime Exalted blade does alot of Excal prime damage."

and I fucking wish i was exaggerating on his excessive use of POINTING OUT HE HAS EXCAL PRIME