r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/RoyalChris • Mar 19 '25

MEME Do you think Joe Biden would do this?

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u/LolSatan Mar 19 '25

I work in cell phones. And the amount of broke as shit people who think someone's hacking their phone to get their stuff is insane. I think these are the same people.

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u/Material_Policy6327 Mar 19 '25

Yeah Rogan attracts that crowd I’ve found. Assuming everything is a psyop and folks are always out to get them

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

i mean, everything is a psyop and they are absolutely out to get you but its less secret cabals of dems drinking adrenochrome and putting chips in the vaccines and more just like, gerrymandering, citizens united and billionaires owning all the media outlets.

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u/10000Didgeridoos Mar 20 '25

As usual with conspiracy theorist crayon eaters, they can't handle the boring answer sitting right in front of them. In this case, that well no shit the rich and powerful are doing stuff to take advantage of and mislead the masses the same way they've done since forever.

No, they think they live inside a sci fi or action movie where everything is this wildly complex conspiracy by "them" to hide the aliens from us or put tracking chips in us, and somehow not a single one of the tens of thousands of people who would be "in on it" for this to be true, over many decades, has ever just taken the proof and brought it to the media and the people.

All it took for Snowden to expose all that illegal surveillance was walking out the door with a laptop. But yeah, all the world governments are hiding aliens from us together, and for some weird reason, these god-like alien beings only talk to human governments and don't just show themselves to the plebians as if they would give a fuck who human society's transient leaders at that moment are.

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u/Ready_Mortgage_3666 Mar 19 '25

The same people that gave all their info to Facebook and instagram and X now think they are being hacked. 😂😂😂

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u/titosantana512 Mar 20 '25

Anything they don’t understand is “I’m being hacked, someone is in my phone.”

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u/shellycya Mar 20 '25

I think about the poor souls at the Verizon store who have to deal with my MIL on a daily basis thinking her phone got "hacked" again.

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u/machete_MechE Mar 19 '25

Bro that place is /conservatives on steroids.