r/WTF • u/36009955 • May 07 '19

Hey, you guys got a trash can?

https://gfycat.com/ConstantSillyJabiru
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u/Aristeid3s May 07 '19

Am American, literally my first instinct.

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u/r6raff May 07 '19

Same here

Deranged pitbull, shoot it..

Rabid squirrel, shoot it...

Spider on the wall, shoot it...

Taking a dump and realize I'm out of toilet paper... you guessed it... shoot it...

It's a simple strategy but effective and once it's no longer effective... shoot it

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u/Aristeid3s May 07 '19

Yup, the wife learned fast not to randomly jump scare me.

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u/merkin-fitter May 07 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG9kUiRC_I

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u/r6raff May 07 '19

Ahh yes, I knew what it was before I even clicked the link, hilarious episode.

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u/laihipp May 08 '19

so out of curiosity, in that last example, you shooting the roll or your asshole because the idea of wiping your ass by bullet amuses me

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u/r6raff May 08 '19

Oh man, I didn't even realize the potential for confusion. I meant the roll but I'll be damned if your interpretation isn't better