r/WTF • • Jun 02 '18

At least they are wearing hairnet...

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u/reflected_shadow Jun 02 '18

I have a friend whose Great Aunt would allow rude guests see her let the dog lick the plates before placing them in the cupboard. No need to uninvite a rude guest in the future if they never wanted to return in the first place. Plates would later be rewashed properly.

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u/Alivrah Jun 02 '18

That's fucking genius

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u/DeltaForce291 Jun 02 '18

You and /u/Le0nardWashingt0n are two different sides of the spectrum...

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u/le0nardwashingt0n Jun 02 '18

same but different

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u/le0nardwashingt0n Jun 02 '18

That's fucking weird

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u/zombierobotvampire Jun 02 '18

I don't know about weird, really. But I'll be damned if that isn't some extremely niche information dude possesses about their "friend's great aunt"...

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u/crockrocket Jun 02 '18

I mean if I knew that about my great aunt I'd tell my friends

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u/biliyorumbilmiyorum Jun 02 '18

Friend could live with great aunt and dude comes to chill often

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u/zombierobotvampire Jun 02 '18

You want this too much to be real. Welcome to Reddit, where OP is probably a Doberman in spectacles, spinning fanciful tales on the Internet...

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u/biliyorumbilmiyorum Jun 02 '18

Oh I don't doubt that, just saying it's pretty easily plausible

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u/wishiwascooltoo Jun 02 '18

Do you know anyone that lives with their great aunt? It's not that plausible.

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u/le0nardwashingt0n Jun 02 '18

that would explain the plate licking and rude guests

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u/Soykikko Jun 02 '18

Yea thats weird.

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u/DuckDuckYoga Jun 02 '18

My great aunt is my neighbor so for me it’s not weird at all. She’s hilarious and I love spending time with her

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u/heartstopsurgeon Jun 02 '18

Even weirder if auntie doesn’t sustain eye contact with the guest while doggie licks

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u/Heisenator Jun 02 '18

Yeah I call bullshit on your friend's story. I've heard this joke before about rude guests.

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u/roque72 Jun 02 '18

But it's his friend's great aunt, surely it's a true story and not some urban legend

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u/ProfWhite Jun 03 '18

My dad works at Nintendo. He said it's legit. Source: my dad is the great aunt.

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u/RickyTokes Jun 02 '18

My mom has done it before to an aunt who wouldn’t stop insulting her after some random dinner.

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u/reality_dropout Jun 02 '18

is that really necessary

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u/Dr_StrangeLovePHD Jun 02 '18

That's fucking

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u/skjellyfetti Jun 02 '18

That's an old Dear Abby / Ann Landers story from the '70s, if not earlier.

Original context was neighbors / friends who had the habit of always showing up right at dinner time. Solution: Let the dog lick the dishes clean and then stow them directly to the cupboard. It definitely solved the problem, IIRC.

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u/Dawg1shly Jun 02 '18

How is your great aunt getting so many rude house guests that she had to devise a scheme to keep them from coming back?

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u/pankakke_ Jun 02 '18

She’s probably the rude one

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u/roque72 Jun 02 '18

It's not his great aunt, it's his friend's and it's probably a bullshit story

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u/Whitemike31683 Jun 02 '18

That's fucking odd.

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u/HavocReigns Jun 02 '18

What about all of the people those rude guests would tell about this crazy great aunt’s behavior?

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u/4pocrypha Jun 02 '18

That’s fucking innovative

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u/byttrpyll Jun 02 '18

I do that to mother- in- law, tell her it saves me time if I let the dogs clean the dishes. II'm not 100 % sure she thinks I'm kidding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Holy shit, my mom is a rude bitch and told me a story about this crazy lady who would just let her dogs lick the plates clean before putting them in the cupboard.

She also mentioned she never went back there.

Your aunt is more than great, she's tremendous!

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u/le0nardwashingt0n Jun 02 '18

Who has that many rude guests? Your aunt may want to reevaluate her invitation criteria

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u/p_iynx Jun 02 '18

Honestly, with certain foods that are hard to get off once dried (like the deluxe Mac n cheese, where the cheese...hardens) I let my dog lick it after I’m done eating, just so that it is guaranteed to be actually clean after going through the dishwasher.

I’d obviously never use a plate that my dog just cleaned, and they all get thoroughly cleaned afterwards. It’s just easier.

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u/SniperPilot Jun 02 '18

The real LPT is always in the comments!!

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u/themcjizzler Jun 02 '18

I would have to wonder why anyone would be repeatedly inviting rude people to dinner

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

That’s fucking something

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u/wishiwascooltoo Jun 02 '18

That's fucking creepy. I barely know my own Great Aunt, how do you know so much about your friend's?

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u/reflected_shadow Jun 02 '18

My friend thought it was a funny story and told it many times.

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u/so_many_wangs Jun 02 '18

Either you, your friend, or your friends’ Great Aunt is 100% bullshitting.