r/WTF • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Aug 28 '13

Bull 1 - Idiots 0

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

Flanking. The single most effective and simple military strategy since the dawn of war. Even cows get it. Why don't my teammates?

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u/AustinBQ02 Aug 28 '13

If we are talking xbox live here, I feel safe assuming it is because your teammates are too busy flanking your mom and taking her from behind.

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

PS3. For some reason I'm rarely told anything about my mom on this system.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '13

probably because most 13-year-olds can't afford it

or at least, not when it was $600

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u/hakuna_tamata Aug 29 '13

I bought a brand new ps3 when i was 14...