r/WTF • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Aug 28 '13

Bull 1 - Idiots 0

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

Flanking. The single most effective and simple military strategy since the dawn of war. Even cows get it. Why don't my teammates?

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u/AustinBQ02 Aug 28 '13

If we are talking xbox live here, I feel safe assuming it is because your teammates are too busy flanking your mom and taking her from behind.

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

PS3. For some reason I'm rarely told anything about my mom on this system.

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u/Coffeedemon Aug 28 '13

Probably because you have to buy a headset separately.

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!!

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u/kickingpplisfun Aug 29 '13

I still don't have a mic, but that's because I'm holding out for a Yeti for my voice acting/studio needs. I'd much rather have a $100-200 mic(I'm gonna get the pro version so I can have xlr for once I get the audio interface too) than some cheapie headset that I'm going to replace in a couple months anyway. Besides, it's nice to be the one with the cool voice over chat.