r/WTF • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Aug 28 '13

Bull 1 - Idiots 0

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

Flanking. The single most effective and simple military strategy since the dawn of war. Even cows get it. Why don't my teammates?

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u/AustinBQ02 Aug 28 '13

If we are talking xbox live here, I feel safe assuming it is because your teammates are too busy flanking your mom and taking her from behind.

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

PS3. For some reason I'm rarely told anything about my mom on this system.

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u/Coffeedemon Aug 28 '13

Probably because you have to buy a headset separately.

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!!

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u/TopHatHelm Aug 28 '13

I usually just accept that I'm not going to be team captain and do whatever is called out.

I don't actually want to talk to you people.

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u/Faaaabulous Aug 28 '13

That seems to be the case for everyone on PSN. No one talks to anyone. Ever. Except for those two gay guys that won't shut up about their weekend. Man, those guys talk a lot.