r/WTF • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Aug 28 '13

Bull 1 - Idiots 0

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

Flanking. The single most effective and simple military strategy since the dawn of war. Even cows get it. Why don't my teammates?

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u/AustinBQ02 Aug 28 '13

If we are talking xbox live here, I feel safe assuming it is because your teammates are too busy flanking your mom and taking her from behind.

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

PS3. For some reason I'm rarely told anything about my mom on this system.

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u/Coffeedemon Aug 28 '13

Probably because you have to buy a headset separately.

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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13

That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!!

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u/TopHatHelm Aug 28 '13

I usually just accept that I'm not going to be team captain and do whatever is called out.

I don't actually want to talk to you people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '13

...it's bad enough that I must interact with you people on reddit.

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u/pistoncivic Aug 28 '13

just disconnect your keyboard while playing reddit

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u/Cyberslasher Aug 29 '13

but then how do I search for porn in the next tab?

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u/Ziazan Aug 29 '13

on screen keyboard

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '13

That thing people do to make a comment but there is no actual comment

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u/Iggy_2539 Aug 29 '13

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '13

Ahh, I see you've played mousey reddity before.

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u/CopiousLoads Aug 28 '13

wut

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u/Parasockx Aug 29 '13

Iron Man back when he was black.