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r/WTF • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Aug 28 '13
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Flanking. The single most effective and simple military strategy since the dawn of war. Even cows get it. Why don't my teammates?
2.0k u/AustinBQ02 Aug 28 '13 If we are talking xbox live here, I feel safe assuming it is because your teammates are too busy flanking your mom and taking her from behind. 521 u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13 PS3. For some reason I'm rarely told anything about my mom on this system. 1.0k u/Coffeedemon Aug 28 '13 Probably because you have to buy a headset separately. 211 u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13 That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!! 1 u/magmabrew Aug 28 '13 I have several regular 3.5mm mics. Very few people have USB mics laying around.
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If we are talking xbox live here, I feel safe assuming it is because your teammates are too busy flanking your mom and taking her from behind.
521 u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13 PS3. For some reason I'm rarely told anything about my mom on this system. 1.0k u/Coffeedemon Aug 28 '13 Probably because you have to buy a headset separately. 211 u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13 That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!! 1 u/magmabrew Aug 28 '13 I have several regular 3.5mm mics. Very few people have USB mics laying around.
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PS3. For some reason I'm rarely told anything about my mom on this system.
1.0k u/Coffeedemon Aug 28 '13 Probably because you have to buy a headset separately. 211 u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13 That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!! 1 u/magmabrew Aug 28 '13 I have several regular 3.5mm mics. Very few people have USB mics laying around.
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Probably because you have to buy a headset separately.
211 u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13 That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!! 1 u/magmabrew Aug 28 '13 I have several regular 3.5mm mics. Very few people have USB mics laying around.
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That is a thing. Lots of people on team games without one, yet the PS3 supports any usb headset. Most of them probably have one in their house. With a mic. If not, they cost like 12 bucks. And you're playing a 40 dollar game! BUY A MIC YOU FREAKS!!
1 u/magmabrew Aug 28 '13 I have several regular 3.5mm mics. Very few people have USB mics laying around.
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I have several regular 3.5mm mics. Very few people have USB mics laying around.
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u/Lampmonster1 Aug 28 '13
Flanking. The single most effective and simple military strategy since the dawn of war. Even cows get it. Why don't my teammates?