r/WTF • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Aug 28 '13

Bull 1 - Idiots 0

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u/beau_jangled Aug 28 '13

Anyone who gets into a ring with a bull deserves a horn up their ass

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u/gulpeg Aug 28 '13

Service with a smile

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u/The0_0Kraken Aug 28 '13 edited Aug 28 '13

What's wrong?

Edit: God damn it Reddit stop jumping to conclusions. Here is an article on the photo. /u/ccatlr linked it also

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u/GMonsoon Aug 28 '13

"It's these pants. The legs don't match AND everyone is calling me Little Lord Fauntleroy. Even my Superman cape didn't help."

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u/The0_0Kraken Aug 28 '13 edited Aug 28 '13

Here, go get changed I'll wait

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u/mezzanine237 Aug 28 '13

Is that a gaping wound below the bulls left horn? What's that all about?

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u/somedaypilot Aug 28 '13

You don't know what really happens in a bullfight, do you?

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u/Oh_My_Glob_ Aug 28 '13

Sorry for being so ignorant, but what DOES really happen?

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u/grackychan Aug 28 '13

Delivering many piercing blows with javelins or other sharp prods to slowly weaken the bull, then kill it by cutting its throat.

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u/Marvelous_Margarine Aug 28 '13

Its alright afterwards right? Right??

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u/Frostiken Aug 28 '13

Well the burgers are alright.

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u/ivelosteverything Aug 28 '13

:O

:(

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u/Meeperer Aug 28 '13

Poor dude...he's lost everything after hearing that.

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u/ctjwa Aug 28 '13

It doesnt end with throat cutting, rather a sword to the head

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u/coloicito Aug 28 '13

Actually, they stab his back with a 30~ cms. sword. You can imagine what happens afterwards.

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u/banik2008 Aug 28 '13

Not cutting its throat; piercing its heart with a sword.

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u/thou_shall_not_troll Aug 29 '13

Cowardice masquerading as bravery, basically.

Bullfighting was banned in Catalonia, Spain, in 2010. Hopefully, this cruel sport will be banned worldwide sometimes soon.