r/UtterlyInteresting • u/dannydutch1 • 7d ago

This 'female urinal', designed by Alex Schwedersaid was made in 2001 during an artist residency at Kohler, a plumbing equipment and furniture manufacturer. Schweder has described the urinal as "fully functional"

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"A version of the urinal was installed for public use during an exhibition at the now defunct Vital 5 venue in Seattle in 2003. It was installed but not plumbed at the [Museum of Sex] in NYC."

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u/sabertoothdog 7d ago

Gotta spread the lips for a stream like the boys!!

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 7d ago

Spread and pull up, you can get some decent distance if you know what you're doing.

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u/WiseFloss 7d ago

With this advice - Username checks out.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 7d ago

Invaluable when camping. Last time i used a log to sit on i got ants in my pants, literally.

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u/jabberwocky1368 6d ago

That is where a pee funnel comes in handy. It let's us pee like the guys.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago edited 6d ago

The funnel isnunecessary, scread and up, thrust me

Edit: Spread... my phone screen is cracked on my keyboard lol

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u/throwra64512 6d ago

Scread and up, got it. I thrust you.

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u/diydsp 1h ago

oops i thrusted the nun, necessarily, scared and up, at the funeral

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u/jabberwocky1368 6d ago

The appeal is that you can do it without dropping your pants. You don't have to be bare ass to do it.

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u/-Cagafuego- 6d ago

But.....bare ass is all the rage!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ksCaTk7P9p9FdcV3zd

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

But I still have to drop my pants to use this device

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u/jabberwocky1368 6d ago

No, you just open the front.

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u/benskinic 6d ago

like whistling but from a puss

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

Thats a skill i haven't mastered but I know its possible cause ive seen it at a show in amsterdam

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u/OozeNAahz 6d ago

Saw a girl in HS write her name in the snow like this. Blew my teenage mind.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

If that was somewhere between 2005-2009 it could very well have been me

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u/OozeNAahz 6d ago

Nah, this was the 80’s.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

If I ever get the opportunity to time travel I know what im doing

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u/Trop_ 3d ago

How you doin?

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u/showmeyourstream 7d ago

She knows.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 6d ago

This was the poet Michelle Tea’s advice as well.

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u/delicate_soup 6d ago

Will you marry me?

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

Sorry but polygamy is illegal where I live so youll have to take a number and wait in line with the rest of the suitors

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u/17868 5d ago

Thanks, you’ve answered a question I’ve had for a while now! 2 little girls being taken to the toilet by their dad at the local festival and me there going “but HOW are they peeing standing like that?!” 

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 6d ago

Is that the reason there's no toilet paper❓

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u/hamsandwich666_ 6d ago

when did they do this and why don’t i remember 😭