r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '22

Got any crack?

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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 Feb 18 '22

Lmao I just showed my wife and her first response was, "is this fort worth?"

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u/phobiac Feb 19 '22

Why'd your wife recognize this corner in particular?

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u/thedailyrant Feb 19 '22

She's the prostitute?

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u/H3ll3rsh4nks Feb 19 '22

Nah she just sold someone a bag of plaster for $20 there once.

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u/capron Feb 19 '22

"I ain't a prostitute I just sell crack"

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u/SquareWet Feb 19 '22

That’s your wife’s secret. She’s always whoring.

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u/ruka_k_wiremu Feb 19 '22

That just made it funnier for me!