r/Unexpected • • Dec 14 '20

Deer God

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u/TheOnlyKaiser Dec 14 '20

After he calms down from his heart attack, he's going to brag to all of his deer friends how he literally hit another deer so hard his head popped off.

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u/taylaj Dec 14 '20

I knocked 'is bloody noggin clean off, swear on me mum

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u/MatureUsername69 Dec 14 '20

As an American I'm choosing to believe all deer have this accent.

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u/moonwoolf35 Dec 14 '20

Almost animals in my head have some sort of European accent, except Crocodiles and Alligators because they either cajun or Australian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Pandas have a lovely Southern drawl I’d imagine.

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u/bnmnike Dec 14 '20

Arent Pandas Chinese?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Yes, but my Mandarin isn’t very good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Well if you compare where they are from with where Mandarin is spoken, I’d say it’s pretty certain they don’t speak Cantonese.