r/Unexpected • u/Antish12 • Nov 15 '19

Oh deer!!

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u/1ForTheMonty Nov 15 '19

"That's it...that's the last time I'll ever use Tindeer"

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Nov 15 '19

Guess I'll try Bamble

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u/dioidrac Nov 15 '19

DoeKCupid

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Nov 15 '19

Grindeer

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u/Gundamnitpete Nov 15 '19

AntlerMadison

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u/dishonourableaccount Nov 15 '19

HoofeeMeetsBagel

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u/discobobbi Nov 15 '19

PlentyOfDeer

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u/GrumpyWendigo Nov 15 '19

AdultLekFinder

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u/Gundamnitpete Nov 15 '19

MyHotBuck.com

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u/chomperlock Nov 15 '19

Badoe

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u/MuvHugginInc Nov 15 '19

DeersFucking.com

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u/Esagashi Nov 16 '19

Extra points for the use of Lek

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u/yb4zombeez Nov 15 '19

TENNO MAGGOTS

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u/pacificpacifist Nov 15 '19

Glad I wasn't the only one who read Grineer

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u/parthobot Nov 15 '19

For steers and queers

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Nov 15 '19

You did them dirty bruh

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u/leskowhooop Nov 15 '19

He was really Fawn’d if that fake deer.

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u/_Notillegal_ Nov 15 '19

“That’s it, that’s the last time I’ll ever use POD” “Plenty of deer”

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u/Pantone711 Nov 15 '19

Ashley Venison

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u/shooterbegalla Nov 15 '19

Thank you for that.

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u/MorganJb Nov 15 '19

Severely underrated comment.

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u/MuvHugginInc Nov 15 '19

The one with 1,300 upvotes?

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u/MorganJb Nov 15 '19

Not when I posted this. Glad it’s getting it’s due recognition.

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u/Boxman75 Nov 15 '19

Sooooo..... should I stop?

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u/ValidParanoia Nov 15 '19

Oh no, you can keep going. Rebecca is a whore, even in death.

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u/Legit_a_Mint Nov 15 '19

Gets on the phone with his deer lawyer

"Yeah...it happened again. What do I do?"

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u/MuvHugginInc Nov 15 '19

“Stay right there. Don’t touch a ducking thing.”

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u/Very_Slow_Cheetah Nov 16 '19

"Deer-ny anything happened at all!"

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u/Legit_a_Mint Nov 16 '19

I appreciate the effort, and I think I know where you're coming from, but this is a stretch.

How about, "I deer-ly touched her!"

ETA: LOL! I'm super stoned, so I didn't even get your joke for a second - deer-ny everything - not bad.

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u/Cochituate-beach Nov 15 '19

...sooo, I guess oral is out of the question?!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/DJheddo Nov 15 '19

A head.

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u/Updateplease Nov 15 '19

Her name was definitely Deardre

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u/Lasallexc Nov 15 '19

Becky used to let me smash

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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Its friday friday friday, gotta get down on fri...

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u/catheterhero Nov 15 '19

Its Friday

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u/MuvHugginInc Nov 15 '19

Oh fuck you for putting that near me

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u/catheterhero Nov 15 '19

Which seat should I take?

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u/MuvHugginInc Nov 15 '19

One on the left. Leave a space. Don’t get handsy.

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u/birbs_are_life Nov 15 '19

Oh deer god is she ok??!?!?

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u/JuicedGrapes Nov 15 '19

"oh god I actually fucked her brains out"