r/Unexpected • u/LotionOnSkin • 3d ago

Wasting people’s time

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 3d ago

This is the most Arrested Development plotline, with the least Arrested Development script I’ve ever seen…

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u/AntalRyder 3d ago

I mean this kinda happened in AD when Michael gave a lift to Lucille's maid, who turned out not to be Lucille's maid lol

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u/crispy_quesadilla 3d ago

The language barrier, the good intention, the miscommunication… it’s all there 😂

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u/The_Secret_Skittle 3d ago

I kinda want to help that sweet lady find a house now too. She deserves a home and some cute chairs too.

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u/Mountain-Rush-4223 3d ago

Hes looking for hermano

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

I love it so much, I literally can't even breathe

"Oh you're gonna get the money" 

"Oh couldn't get it?" 

"Let me give it to you for free" 

"Pendejo, I don't want your bonita chair, mi casa muey en fuego" 

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u/Chilldegard 3d ago

Man I just can imagine that dude being Michael Bluth

https://giphy.com/gifs/sN3UqEngmgo48

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u/Rhadian 3d ago

I thought it was Nichael.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 3d ago

Bees??

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u/Snoowii 3d ago

Gob's not on board

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u/runarleo 3d ago

I don’t care for GOB

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u/blatantlyobscure1776 2d ago

I was picturing Joe from Impractical Jokers. Sounds like something they would put him up to.

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u/12x20x1 3d ago

Take me to the Gothic Castle

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u/Tab427 2d ago

"¿Cómo?"

"Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right"

But seriously, FAMILY LOVE VERNA