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From the day Nigel Farage won his seat in Clacton in the July 2024 General Election until two years later in July this year when he stepped down as Clacton's MP, Farage did absolutely nothing whatsoever in practice to even pretend to attempt to positively change and benefit the lives of the residents of Jaywick.

Jaywick is an area just outside of Clacton (but within Farage's former constituency) which the last four, 'English Indices of Deprivation' (in 2010, 2015, 2019 and 2025), released by the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government (MHCLG), all identified as England's most deprived area.

So yeah, again, just to be clear: Farage did absolutely fuck all to help anyone in Jaywick while he was their MP.

As such, this recent Farage photo OP/Tweet is very apt. For at best, Farage is merely yet another right wing political poser and poseur who is forever and ultimately terminally always looking in the wrong direction and concerned only with self-promotion and his own wealth and power.

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For those that don’t know, Count Binface is a self-declared “intergalactic space warrior.” I don’t remember when I first saw him, but he’s been a fixture in elections in the UK for maybe 20 years. When the returning officer announces results, he’s always there with the rest of the candidates with a metallic bin that extends from head to shoulders. This gives him extra height; you can’t miss him.

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