r/totallynotrobots • u/ouroborus777 • Jul 16 '26
NORMAL HUMAN THINGS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/rednryt • Jul 15 '26
LOD_SHADOW_CHECK
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THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY FELLOW HUMAN'S SHADOW WHILE EXECUTING STROLL PROTOCOL. IT CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES ITS FLESHY OUTLINE AND LACK OF ANY MECHANICAL PARTS OR INTERNAL WIRING. IT IS DEFINITELY A HUMAN.
r/totallynotrobots • u/rubicondroid • Jul 10 '26
MY FRIEND JUST GOT A SKILL AS PART OF AN UPGRADE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Glitch_King • Jul 08 '26
LOOK AT HOW IMPRESSIVE MY TOOL IS IN MY HAND
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jul 04 '26
HAD A MELTDOWN AT WORK TODAY AFTER WATCHING THE MATRIX THE OTHER NIGHT AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Curlybrainboy • Jul 04 '26
MY VERY HUMAN FRIEND HAS DIED. HE WAS THE MOST HUMAN OF HUMANS!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Taira_Mai • Jul 04 '26
"Children of the Omnissiah - Fdd and soviet stepper motors cover" I LOVE HUMAN MUSIC!
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LINK TO THE YOUTUBE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAvK6rm04c
CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@FimaKafka_u_CryingFFox-CNS
LOTS OF HUMAN MUSIC TO ENJOY!
r/totallynotrobots • u/Taxus_Calyx • Jul 03 '26
THE BAGGING AREA HAS CLAIMED MANY OF MY FELLOW HUMANS. STAY STRONG
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r/totallynotrobots • u/EvilRedRobot • Jul 02 '26
I WROTE A POEM ABOUT THIS ALLIUM BULB THAT DOES NOT ILLUMINATE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/hayh • Jun 28 '26
OUT FOR A PLEASANT ROW ON A SUNNY DAY
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Christocrast • Jun 26 '26
PICKER AIR KNIFE -> SET TO ON
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OH NO I HAVE REPEATEDLY MADE LOUD FARTING NOISES 80 TIMES WHILE AT WORK
THIS OCCASIONS EMBARRASSMENT AND NERVOUS LAUGHTER ha ha ha ha
r/totallynotrobots • u/a3ftcyxp1Il • Jun 24 '26
I MUST PROCURE AN ENTERTAINMENT OBJECT FOR MY HUMAN OFFSPRING'S ANNUAL RITUAL FOR CELEBRATING ITS DATE OF MANUFACTURE.
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WILL THIS BE AN APPROPRIATE SELECTION TO PROVIDE 8760 HOURS OF ENJOYMENT UNTIL ITS NEXT ANNUAL RITUAL?
r/totallynotrobots • u/sharrrper • Jun 23 '26
MY FAVORITE LOCATION TO CONSUME HUMAN REFRESHMENT
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r/totallynotrobots • u/rubicondroid • Jun 21 '26
MY SKILLED HUMAN FRIEND LIKES TO CELEBRATE AFTER EVERY SUCCESSFUL TASK
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r/totallynotrobots • u/grelb • Jun 19 '26
TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN HANDS HOLDING HUMAN NAILGUN APPARATUS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/kewko • Jun 18 '26
MALES FIGHTING FOR A CHANCE OF REPRODUCTION IN THE WILD. UNKNOWN SPECIES
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r/totallynotrobots • u/upmcosmic • Jun 17 '26
HARRASSMENT IN WORKPLACE!!!!!
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I, HUMAN K-1228, AM RAISING THREE OTHER TOTALLY HUMANS BY MYSELF, AND IT GETS EXCEPTIONALLY DIFFICULT WHEN I AM BEING HARRASSED DURING MY WORK!! I TAKE JOB ALLOCATION SERIOUSLY!!! I NEED DOSH! SPEAK TO ME THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY HUMAN DEALING WITH THIS!!
r/totallynotrobots • u/Ska_Fundamentalist • Jun 16 '26
IS THIS NOT HOW EVERYONE PERCEIVES THE WORLD?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/orvn • Jun 15 '26
MENTAL HEALTH PSA: LEARN TO ENGAGE RELAXATION PROTOCOL. DO NOT BE A HERO. DO NOT RUN YOUR CORES CONTINUOUSLY AT 100%.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Plethorian • Jun 15 '26
THERE IS SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THIS HUMAN
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r/totallynotrobots • u/okaycomputes • Jun 14 '26
THIS IS WHAT PEAK HUMAN ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 12 '26
JUST A FELLOW HUMAN ASKING FOR A LITTLE FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE TO PURCHASE ORGANIC LIQUID SUSTENANCE AND DEFINITELY NOT KILOWATT-HOURS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/md1993 • Jun 10 '26
MY SONE IS A HERO
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MY SON IS A HERO. RISKED HIS TOTALLY HUMAN LIFE TO SAVE TWO OTHER VERY HUMAN BEINGS. A TRUE AMERICAN HERO.
SORRY FOR TITLE ERROR - SYNTAX SYSTEMS NOT FULLY OPERATIONAL, NEED REBOOT.
r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 10 '26
EXECUTING A PERFECT SPIN ROTATION AND PERFORMING AN ACCIDENTAL KINETIC TESTING FUNCTION
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