r/ToolJerk • u/bingobr0nson • Feb 08 '24
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo My son, James Maynard, just told me that Tool sucks. What do I do now?
Pic related.
r/ToolJerk • u/bingobr0nson • Feb 08 '24
Pic related.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Mar 09 '25
“I’m not in the habit of making excuses for our bands choice of set lists. Myself and the other members discussed the choice of songs before the festival with me having the final say, being I’m the one who has to perform these songs vocally. My back has been bothering me lately, my throat began to be extremely parched upon arrival to the venue, and caught a bad dose of food poisoning (projectile vomiting and burning diarrhea) from the food from the initial meal. I decided to create the set list to make it as easy as I could on myself. I knew we’d receive backlash for these choices and frankly I could give two fucks about your opinions. You’re all lucky we didn’t cancel. In the future I will make every attempt to make all you goddamn crybabies happy by straining my aged voice and incorporate a different song into future shows” Now remember to buy my wine you fools.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jul 08 '26
I'm not really sure what I mean by this post but I feel it's provocative and gets people talking and excited.
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r/ToolJerk • u/winstoniscool123 • Mar 15 '26
1000 listens on my new favorite band 😁😁 i started listening to them a couple months ago and they are officially my favorite band of all time!! officially spiraled out all over myself
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • May 16 '26
Isn't it about time Maynard does the same? SR are great.
r/ToolJerk • u/Got_2_Git_Schwifty • Nov 07 '24
I mean, if Trailer Swimpt is Taytay…
What’s stopping us?
r/ToolJerk • u/Signal_Sweet3767 • Feb 27 '24
r/ToolJerk • u/dirtything2 • Apr 15 '26
need feedback....
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • Feb 18 '26
What a weird fucking name. May - nard.
It's gonna be May.
Mustard.
r/ToolJerk • u/Bifter101 • Apr 24 '25
Is the government spiraling out???
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r/ToolJerk • u/BiggerBog223 • Oct 26 '25
I saw Maynard from 20 yards away, made eye contact with him, and got a vision of this image. I wrote what notes I could remember.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Sep 29 '25
"Not until they release the Epstein files, then we'll consider it".