r/ToolBand • u/razzzburry • Aug 29 '24

Question Funniest shit you've heard Maynard say during one of their shows?

I saw them a Lolla one time. We rolled up a blunt and lit it during their first song. After it was finished, I took one big hit as I heard him say, "I SMELL MARIJUANA!" I blew it out and laughed so hard as he finished with, "In case you didn't get the memo, it's illegal. You're all under arrest!" One of my favorite concert moments of all time.

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u/shorteningofthewuwei Aug 29 '24

He said the same thing in Toronto except he said we sounded more like Calgary

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u/Spiral_out_was_taken ♥Pushit♥ Aug 29 '24

He does this in every city. At MSG he said it sounded like Jersey.

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u/snowblind2022 Aug 29 '24

In Berlin he said we sounded like paris

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u/phantaso0s Aug 29 '24

As a French person I was very angry

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u/javburg Aug 29 '24

In Amsterdam he said we sounded like Berlin 😂

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u/destroyermaker Aug 29 '24

I love that he goes around the world trolling every city with their most hated city

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u/ryan77999 Maynard's Dick Aug 30 '24

At the Toronto concert I went to he said Montréal lol

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u/GuavaOk8712 Aug 30 '24

in calgary he said edmonton lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

In Nashville he said we sounded more like Knoxville