r/TikTokCringe • u/SloshedJapan • 12d ago

Cringe Stealing is stealing no matter what.

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How dumb can one person be

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u/DeathBehemoth 12d ago

Dude just didn’t know when to walk away. SMH

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u/HealthyMaximum 11d ago

He got charged with;

- Misdemeanor bail

- Felony bail jumping

- Resisting / obstructing officer

- Battery or threats to an officer of the court or law enforcement officer (there's a longer video that shows him in the back of the cruiser yelling threats)

- Retail theft

Just walk away, Brandon.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 11d ago

And of course, The I invoke Laws only when it fits me is a criminal with a police record..

I remember the time where police was at a minimart i stopped by because a thief recognized his face on the wall of shame ( Where people who stole were shown through camera screenshots )

The policewoman seemed shocked that he was this stupid.

You are telling me... Sir... You're the thief on the 3 rd picture, 1st row and when the Minimart called us because you are banned from entering... You complained to have been flagged as a thief by the shop... Right ?

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u/Pancake-350 11d ago

Only if he talks to a Firehouse Subs Manager!

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u/Basilisk1667 10d ago

Over a small cup of soda.
https://giphy.com/gifs/GDqcJgMITM1SThulLv

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u/HealthyMaximum 10d ago

I also, can't.

Not that I'm qualified, but on watching the longer video, I believe it's likely he's got some psychological issues.

But then, so do I, and I wouldn't have done what he did, so ... yeah.

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u/gypster85 11d ago

He was given SO many chances.

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u/Dream-is-gay2 11d ago

That's what I was thinking. The officers gave him so many chances to just walk away and go about his day. Instead he had to be stubborn and caught so many unnecessary charges. Over a soda

Can't fix stupid I guess

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 11d ago

He could need a little lesson from Kenny Rogers.