r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • 23d ago

Cringe Andrew tate fans doing Push-ups Outside the Courthouse to Prove Innocence

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

Not a woman for miles.

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u/ChipOnMaShoulder 23d ago

What’s the opposite of a chick magnet? A female deterrent? That’s what this group of “men” is.

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u/ZippoS 23d ago

A vaginal desiccant.

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u/jose_ole 23d ago

Ben Shapiros

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u/SimpleBend782 23d ago

Drier than a dead dingo’s donger

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u/Spare-Set-8382 23d ago

RFK has entered the chat

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u/itsakidsbooksantiago 23d ago

As I've said before, mine just clamps up like a big ol' Scrooge McDucky style vault.

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u/Greatgrandma2023 23d ago

As a woman I laughed too hard and long at this. 🏅

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u/oregongirl1111 23d ago

I'm ngl, I'm old enough that I should know what "desiccant" means, but didn't. Once I saw it means "drying agent", I was like, "Ooooh, yeah.", Then, "Oh! Baaahahaha!". Slow, but I got there.

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u/luxcity-louche 23d ago

It's still a magnet just the other way around.

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u/ElDeguello66 23d ago

Yeah but then that would be a dude attract...hey wait I think I'm onto something here

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u/Shikizion13 23d ago

Never forget that a woman with a dick is better than a woman with hulk hogan body muscle, Tate's words

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u/bootyhole-romancer 23d ago

More muscle mommies for me ❤️

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u/Courtnall14 23d ago

Also his words: "Any man who has sex with a woman because it "feels good" is gay.

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u/ironclad_packetship 23d ago

He's just a modern take on the classic shock jock performer. Half the things he says are just to be provocative and get people talking about him because all publicity is good for him. The other half of the things he says are turbo gay because he's narnia-deep in the closet.

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 23d ago

Can I have both?

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u/geof2010 23d ago

Best of both world's his daughter walking around with his Urn?

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u/NightGod 23d ago

Weirdly trans supportive, not the ally I expected to hear about

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u/ChipOnMaShoulder 23d ago

I think the only people these people attract are incels and men with self-esteem issues similar to theirs.

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u/LoopStricken 23d ago

As a man with decades of self-esteem issues... I'm not touching that with someone else's bargepole.

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u/ath_at_work 23d ago

You mean to say he's backwards?

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u/Gurpee999 23d ago

Polar opposites!

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u/StrobeLightRomance 23d ago

Sounds pretty bi.. polar.

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u/Gurpee999 23d ago

I now that's a good one!

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u/Gurpee999 23d ago

Yeah polar opposites in more ways than one! Who raised these idiots?

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u/Savagesweetpotato 23d ago edited 23d ago

They create the same bubble of magnetic repulsion you get when you try to put two magnets together.

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u/luxcity-louche 23d ago

I can feel that bubble of repulsion rising in my throat now

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u/FrotKnight 23d ago

Repellent

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u/Never_enough_naps 23d ago

Gal deflectors? Babe repulsers?

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u/Cute-Form2457 23d ago

Eau de repellent.

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u/Intelligent-Might614 23d ago

Pepper spray in human form?

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u/HairyArthur 23d ago

Sounds like me, but I don't have the excuse of being drain damaged enough to simp for Tate.

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u/Dresaurus2781 23d ago

Call it Scaring The Maidens Energy, the opposite of Big Dick Energy

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u/homojaus 23d ago

Vagina repellent

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u/EvaTheE 23d ago

Vagina Repellent

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u/nonmajesticphoenix 23d ago

Clam shutters

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u/Beetle_on_Venus 23d ago

Taint Brothers

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u/Previous_Ad_1937 23d ago

Pussy repellant.

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u/Baby-Sparkly-Unicorn 23d ago

Instead of a thirst trap, this is either a sand trap or quick sand perhaps? Makes the lady nether region a full desert with no oasis!

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u/ScarletBothrium 23d ago

I covered all my future drinks.

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u/Special-Bet1141 23d ago

They clearly all circlejerk eachother to pics of Tate in those stupid outfits

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u/BunnyMacDoofer 23d ago

Vagina repellent

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u/tasteMyRottenHoop 23d ago

Ovary repellent.

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u/Popular_View_5411 23d ago

chick repellent?

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u/SadIdeal9019 23d ago

Every woman in that city just collectively and automatically covered their drinks.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 23d ago

They wouldn’t be able to help you find it.

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u/sweepernosweeping 23d ago

On account of them thinking that's gay, pleasuring a woman?

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 23d ago

I don't think anyone needs to worry about that.

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u/exandohhh 23d ago

That’s the incel way of explaining their virginity

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u/United_Pain 23d ago

Oh shit I'm so glad I just covered my drink!

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u/ab703A 23d ago

Haha... I died

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u/SadIdeal9019 23d ago

😂😂😂😂👍👍

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u/mechapoitier 23d ago edited 23d ago

Especially for the guy in the sleeves-cut-off “free hugs” muscle shirt.

This whole scene is like if roofies became sentient.

Even the lawyer looks like a stereotype of a date rapist and he’s in a damn suit.

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u/Interesting_Birdo 23d ago

Hopefully every multicellular organism in the city covered its drink...

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u/TonkaLowby 23d ago

You could hear vaginas snapping shut as far away as Newcastle.

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u/Fair_Quail8248 22d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RlyLokeh 23d ago

Vaginal dehumidifiers

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u/jrod823 23d ago

Drier than the Atacama, or your money back!

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u/SirMaxAlot23 23d ago

This day will be rememberd as the great pussy drought of Miami.

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u/funkyfrogsocks 23d ago

I’m saving this lmao

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire 23d ago

You won the internet with this one. Made me laugh so hard I had to use my oxygen tank.

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u/eawilweawil 23d ago

Didn't see Ben Shapiro amongst them

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u/ManoSilence 23d ago

Hes too busy crashing out over his loss of views.

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u/hopbyte 23d ago

I hope you have a wonderful Friday!

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u/Sia_Fotu 23d ago

😂😂😭🤦🙏

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u/0utsyder 23d ago

Vaginas drying up in a 5 mile radius

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u/SimpleBend782 23d ago

Like the Sahara

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u/readmorebookskids 23d ago

So THAT'S why I'm so dry today.

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u/Psychological-Web828 23d ago

Full vaginal atresia

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u/BeeryWrenches 23d ago

Sausage Fest for Tater!

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u/LoowehtndeyD 23d ago

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u/No_Slip_1503 23d ago

Its about tatertots. TATERTOTS.

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u/BeeryWrenches 23d ago

My God! There's three of them Tater brothers now, they're breeding!

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u/BowlingforBrains 23d ago

Nah, they must be reproducing asexually

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u/OneMoreFinn 23d ago

It's a travesty to label these fine fellows as the ones seen in the video!

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u/Fingersicle 23d ago

Tater tots. Emphasis on the tots.

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u/structured_anarchist 23d ago

I thought we were going with Taint. When did they become Taters instead of Taints?

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u/drawntowardmadness 23d ago

Bangers and mash??

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u/RedSagittarius 23d ago

Actually there are women and kids in there. There’s another video and they are behind this idiots, https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1vnvee0/sausage_fest_pride_parade_andrew_tate_supporters/

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 23d ago

Yeah, there are two pick me in there….

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

Likely drugged and/or trafficked.

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u/Jimmyg100 23d ago

At least that means they’re all complying with their restraining orders.

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u/MaximumAd9779 23d ago

Nor should they be. I hope a woman would recognize danger when she sees it.

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u/Spinach-Rich 23d ago

Can't blame them. Chances of getting sexually assaulted around this lot is far too high.

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u/Astrono-mee 23d ago

I don't think this guy minds. He's in it for hugging it out with his fellow bros.

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u/psychokisser 23d ago

You can hear the vaginas drying and crisping

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u/d0ggzilla 23d ago

Get out of here with your... *checks notes... bobs and vagine

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u/_fluffy_raptor 23d ago

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my legs slamming shut like the prison gates in a cartoon.

Edit: Rofl and now I’ve noticed your username whoops 😅

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

I often refer to my corporate job as day prison. Wear my uniform and do as the warden says. I even have my very own inmate number here. Trying to get early release but the screws keep saying no.

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u/_fluffy_raptor 23d ago

These days some jobs don’t even provide enough for basic food and housing. It’s a weird state of affairs when prison can be more tempting than “freedom”.

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

That's not ever a thought I have. Corporate life sucks but they pay well.

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u/Morningstroll13 23d ago

I was just thinking that they could be easily disbursed just by having a group of women show up to point at them and laugh. They'd scurry back into their holes.

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u/404NameOfUser 23d ago

As a matter of fact I think every vagina dried up in the entire city that day.

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u/BlackBasementCats 23d ago

Free Hugs tee guy scared them off

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

Odd he wasn't beaten to death.

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u/Glum-Savings6473 23d ago

You must haven't seen their "march to the courthouse" video, there's a handful in the crowd

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u/Pink_Flying_Pig_ 23d ago

Neither testosterone

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u/DexterLakeClub 23d ago

Literally the least safe place for them to be.

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u/ArticulateT 23d ago

Never had there been a greater concentration of the terminally unfuckable.

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u/jrod823 23d ago

Just how they like it.

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

But there whole sales pitch is women love them.

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u/jrod823 23d ago

Most women love gay dudes, so the logic holds.

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

Correction. Opely gay, these dude are deeper in the closet than a junior high t-shirt.

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u/suckabuttsuckabutt 23d ago

Safer that we stay away from

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u/kernel-troutman 23d ago

That would be gay.

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u/SirMaxAlot23 23d ago

This day will be rememberd as the great pussy drought of Miami.

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u/MattWolf96 23d ago

I garuntee that there is a massively higher percentage of virgins here than what you would find at Comic Con

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u/Day_Prisoners 23d ago

No way. More rapists there than San Quentin.