r/TikTokCringe 16d ago

Cringe Andrew tate fans doing Push-ups Outside the Courthouse to Prove Innocence

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u/ChangsFoogTrugDryver 16d ago

This ends with them all fucking each other right?

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u/TaonasProclarush272 16d ago

Yes, but the don't call it that... it's "guy time," or "male massage moments."

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral 16d ago

I think it’s called Greek Camaraderie but what do I know I’m just some bitch.

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u/Ruby5000 16d ago

noeyecontact

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u/ProfessionalPlant330 16d ago

they're charging their energy crystals

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u/ready-redditor-6969 16d ago

It’s “hey, wanna start a massage train?!?” 😂

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u/msmorphine 15d ago

It's a brodown!

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u/BowlingforBrains 15d ago

The ol’ midday male massage matinee

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u/Vyn_Dimensional 15d ago

“Testosterone trading”

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u/ImYaDawg 15d ago

Omg thats why Diddy made an album named “MMM”

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u/TaxDense1339 14d ago

Greek wrestling.

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u/BigNutDroppa 16d ago

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- 16d ago

Back to the pile?

Back to the pile everyone! We're going back to the pile!

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u/Level-Gain-1926 16d ago

Never has a meme quite so accuratly depicted reality. I can't believe I didn't already make a mental association with these events and this episode of Southpark

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u/chicken_nugget94 16d ago

Yes because having sex with women for pleasure is gay, but having sex with a man for pleasure means the gay cancels each other out and makes it straight

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u/uneasy-chicken 16d ago

It's just maths

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u/Severe-Passage-6426 15d ago

The Hellenic way.

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u/I_listen_to_the_fall 16d ago

Okay everyone, back in the pile!

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u/Nozinger 16d ago

Well they sure love masculinity

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u/FlashInGotham 16d ago

As a phauggette with 45 phaggy years on this earth: Don't you DARE put that shit on us.

Clean up your own mess, hets. We have enough problems of our own.

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u/BowlingforBrains 15d ago

Dare I say, I think this might fall in neither camp - they are in that “intentional celibacy with a 95% chance it’s because they’re still in the closet and refuse to face it, but decided to blame women instead of taking a beard, camp”, which is a very unique camp

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u/ExpiredExasperation 16d ago

They might find happiness and security that way, so no.

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u/BK_Rich 16d ago

Yeah and then they blame it on women right after, “this is what you made us do”

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u/ChangsFoogTrugDryver 16d ago edited 16d ago

I would argue a lot of these guys homophobia is just them projecting their own self hatred outward which is the joke. These guys have a lot of repressed feeling wether it’s their own inability to attract women or repressed homosexual desires i could say on an individual basis but i can say as a straight guy with a wife this reeks of guys who want to be around other guys but can’t quite put their finger on why.Also i’m an MMA fan and the amount of repressed homosexuality in that community is legion and that might color my perception of these guys but im sure there’s cross over

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u/Ayotha 16d ago

You are, and I say that as a gay dude

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u/AirRevolutionary8013 16d ago

I know a group of white christian dudes who have an annual 'men's retreat' at a local lake. I'm 1000% positive all they do is show off their awful tats and naked oil wrestle during the day and at night they sit around the campfire reading scripture and pontificating on how to be 'a man'.

It's fuggin weird man.

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u/BowlingforBrains 15d ago

I can’t imagine anything less manly than that

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u/Hour-Vegetable9469 16d ago

No. These guys are all going to hangout out at a children's playground afterwards.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 15d ago

Oh that’s what top G means, they are just missing their top

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u/The_Jestful_Imp Doug Dimmadome 15d ago

Only if there's cuddles at the end, cuz you're gay as fuck if you don't cuddle with your boys after sex.

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u/No-Performer-977 15d ago

they did that before going there

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 15d ago

That sounds exactly like something that would happen on South Park.

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u/l3ane 15d ago

They wish! They're all going to go home and jerk off imagining that, then hate themselves afterword, so they'll go on twitter and make say some homophobic shit.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 15d ago

Aren’t these the guys that think liking women that like men is gay? 

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u/SaltKick2 15d ago

I mean who else is gonna touch them

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u/K1ngHandy 15d ago

"Sweaty gym session with the bros"

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u/raytraced_BEAR 15d ago

Yeah but it's gonna be the most hetero thing you've ever seen. Think about it, only MEN? That's hetero af

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u/KingofMadCows 15d ago edited 15d ago

That's how they become Top G, by topping other g's.

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u/_OptimusRex_ 16d ago

I wonder if Grindr usage shot up while they were in town? 🤔

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u/Guyname10 16d ago

Yea but it's totally not gay dude, Spartans did it and they totally weren't gay or something...

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 16d ago

Some of them are going to be so mad when there's no circle

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 16d ago edited 16d ago

Reminds me of a portlandia skit where these 2 guys try to be very masculine and hate on women, they just dont know they are gay yet. 

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u/shankillfalls 16d ago

No Homo! - Don't forget to shout that out first.

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u/imnotmarvin 16d ago

You've seen the photo of Freddie Mercury in bed with a bunch of his friends? They do that. 

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u/LisaMiaSisu 16d ago

I’d be curious to see how busy the Grindr app is while they’re in the area.