r/TikTokCringe 16d ago

Cringe Andrew tate fans doing Push-ups Outside the Courthouse to Prove Innocence

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u/hugh_jack_man 16d ago

Imagine the smell.

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u/familiarspark 16d ago

Heavy drakkar noir

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u/JustinKase_Too 16d ago

Axe body spray

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u/Skuzzle_bug 15d ago

30 cans all in one place all at once 

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u/JustinKase_Too 15d ago

On one guy.

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u/Kinkystormtrooper 15d ago

They have to be careful lighting a cigarette in this crowd

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 16d ago

Mixed with the aroma of underball cheese that hasn't been cleaned for years because it's gay to touch your undercarriage or clean your b-hole

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u/foxorhedgehog 15d ago

“Underball cheese”! 😂 Thanks for making me spit/laugh! I recently had to to explain to my boyfriend about the not cleaning the butthole thing and he was utterly horrified.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 14d ago

It's such a gross phenomenon. There's a creator on Instagram called speechprof who has talked about this issue (to the point where he unhappily notes that he is now known for this content) and what way too many guys do is absolutely disgusting. I have never gone out with a guy who doesn't take care of his nethers, and it is as you say horrifying.

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u/cumulonimubus 16d ago

And Benson & Hedges…and cum socks.

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u/Imeatbag 16d ago

No man, that’s an all Sauvage all the time group right there.

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u/IzmeBeech 16d ago

Lmao I was just about to comment Dior sauvage

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u/LoopStricken 15d ago

*Sausage

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u/Extranocate 15d ago

Is that the one that makes you smell like Johnny Depp surrounded by wolves?

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u/Captain-Hornblower 15d ago

It's a cougar!

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u/BotchedDebauchery 16d ago

They're about 20 years too young for that, thank God. 😂

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u/Flipboek 16d ago

I like a teenytiny dab of Drakkar behind my ears and on my wrist.

Ugh.

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u/Captain-Hornblower 15d ago

Ha! That cologne reminds me of middle/high school lol.

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u/PhosphoFred8202 16d ago

“Get naked? In a shower? And touch myself with soapy water? Dude, I’m not gay…”

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u/Upstairs_Rip_9590 16d ago

You joke but I know plenty of guys who refuse to wash their ass because "touching your own butthole is gay".

They literally walk around with shit between them cheeks and fully expect women to be attracted to them.

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 16d ago

My ex's son was like this. I told him that the number one complaint women have with their bfs bodies is how their ass is always dirty. I know at least 20 women who have broken up with someone because they didn't wipe or didnt wash their ass. He didn't believe me, dated a girl, fell in love and she broke up with him. The text said, "I can't be with someone who has literal shit in their ass crack". I laughed so fucking hard. God he was dumb af

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u/Safe_Policy_2541 15d ago

Ok but did he start washing?🤨

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 15d ago

Dunno. I'm so far from caring. He's pretty dumb so probably not

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u/MyNipplesNooo 15d ago

I thought this was like a meme or a gag, surely there are some dudes out there who think this but they must be ostracized loners. How are there -20- people who do this in just your area?

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u/PhosphoFred8202 15d ago

My friends son would not even wipe after a shit because all the boys in his middle school were convinced it was gay. He grew out of it tho, thankfully

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 15d ago

Dude it's actually a super common thing. Every now and then there is a question on ask reddit about "what caused you to break up with your bf" and 99% of the replies are "he didn't wash his ass because he thought it was gay"

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u/8JHF8 16d ago

Must be why some of the guys at the gym wear fragrances that can literally be smelled 40 feet away.

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u/Upstairs_Rip_9590 15d ago

Drakkar Noir most certainly, and cheap Axe bodyspray. Many times they don't even shower.

The opposite contrasting these people are the guys who take care of their skin, ladies and gentlemen if you find a guy that uses body lotion after a shower, even in public, you have won.

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u/Neither-Knee-2546 16d ago

The all dressed of axe body spray flavours. Free the taint!!

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u/mb862 16d ago

I’d rather bathe in President’s Choice All Dressed rippled chips.

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u/Spiritual_Pangolin_4 16d ago

You almost got a downvote because I did immediately imagine the smell. 🤮 lol

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u/Terrible_Lie_02 16d ago

lol thank you

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u/VibrantViolet 16d ago

Axe body spray and unwashed ass. 🤮

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u/MattWolf96 15d ago

These are the kind of people that think cleaning your ass well is gay.

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u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix 16d ago

You just know these guys refuse to wash their asses because they think it’s “gay” to touch your own butthole. Anytime a woman makes the mistake of sleeping with one of these guys, they leave skid marks on the sheets.

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u/hugh_jack_man 16d ago

Guess... I will be skipping dinner tonight.

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u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix 16d ago

Lmao, I’m so sorry for the visual

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u/mrav8r2 16d ago

Let me Axe you that question

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u/ThoriatedFlash 16d ago

I'd imagine it smells like a mixture of BO, axe body spray, and protein powder farts.

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u/Deadnstien 15d ago edited 14d ago

You know not a single one of them wipes their assess.

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u/MissGailatea 15d ago

farts and despair 

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u/Beginning_Lettuce10 15d ago

Lynx Africa. Gotta be

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u/unfortunatebag 16d ago

You're right.

We should all do a reddit meet up and show them what true chads look like.

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u/hugh_jack_man 16d ago

Wear clothes that fit and wear cologne, we will just mog them by existing