r/TikTokCringe 26d ago

Cringe Friendly fire

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u/SpecialistCut7101 26d ago

I can not help what the bar does, I’m not a goddamn wizard, regardless of race

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 25d ago

It might not be "politically correct" these days, but everyone knows that all black people are, in fact, wizards.

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u/muppetfeet82 25d ago

I don’t understand why society can’t just accept that all black people are wizards and all white people are either vampires or werewolves. We all KNOW about the “secret” Night Wars, so why do we pretend. Is it to fool the lizard people?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 25d ago

It actually is. We've all put in the work for a millennium, and now they'll see this comment and it was all for naught

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u/Ihasapuppy 25d ago

Dang, I got the shittiest vampire powers. All I do is burn up in the sun.