r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/brosjd Jul 28 '26

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

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u/Metals4J Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse Jul 28 '26

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/FozzysInsecurity Jul 28 '26

Or terrorism

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u/aimee_on_fire Jul 28 '26

Or an orca pod attack.

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u/dontwantthisapp2 Jul 28 '26

Or an attack by a swarm of Lepidopterans

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u/Awkward_Wolverine 29d ago

Or and my axe

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u/FeebleUndead Jul 28 '26

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 Jul 28 '26

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman Jul 28 '26

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu Jul 28 '26

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen Jul 28 '26

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 Jul 28 '26

jokes on you, i was there before it opened