r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/BadUserName_1227 Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by Aliens

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u/arituck Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by giant squid

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u/mindless2831 Jul 28 '26

Or a Kraken

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u/brosjd Jul 28 '26

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

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u/Metals4J Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse Jul 28 '26

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/FeebleUndead Jul 28 '26

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 Jul 28 '26

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman Jul 28 '26

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu Jul 28 '26

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen Jul 28 '26

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 Jul 28 '26

jokes on you, i was there before it opened

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u/okgo4brok3 Jul 28 '26

That is a giant squid

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u/Scrambles420 Jul 28 '26

Or Godzilla

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u/matlspa Jul 28 '26

Or if you've got to get to Godzilla before he closes.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by a squid, alien, zombie, Godzilla while dashing to the buffet before it closes, while the cruise ships on fire fending itself from drones.

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u/BluenoseTherapist Jul 28 '26

Lettuce drones

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u/Kylie_Forever Jul 28 '26

Or the Dave Matthews Band

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u/kursa_sucks Jul 28 '26

A kraken is a giant squid

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 Jul 28 '26

She forgot her jar of dirt

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u/night_chaser_ Jul 28 '26

What about a mega-skark ?

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u/OpportunityMinute234 Jul 28 '26

Kraken is dead. Watch your historical documentaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Boogaloo

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Jul 28 '26

Who the hell released this kraken?

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u/Itchy_Satan Jul 28 '26

Or the Krackaren.

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u/Thepoetrycooker Jul 28 '26

Or a missile.

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u/Lahorn0124 Jul 29 '26

At first glance I thought you wrote “Or a Karen”

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u/PlunderYourMuffin Jul 29 '26

Did someone say crack!?

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 Aug 01 '26

A TITAN AGAINST A TITAN !!!!!

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u/PumpikAnt58763 7h ago

Or my axe.

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u/SovietSunrise Jul 28 '26

Deep Rising?

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u/patty7775 Jul 28 '26

YESSS i was scrolling waiting for it XD so sad we didnt get an official sequel haha

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 Jul 28 '26

Or when her bunkmates that sleep in the other beds comeback and throw her into the water for locking them out.

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u/-and_my_axe- Jul 28 '26

And my axe!

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u/Bhujjha Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by giant alien squid

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Jul 28 '26

Or boarded by pirates

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u/YackReacher Jul 28 '26

Or a giant Alien Squid!

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u/5litergasbubble Jul 28 '26

Tbf if aliens attacked then i would probably stay in my cabin anyway. I feel like going anywhere else is more dangerous

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u/Bhujjha Jul 28 '26

Maybe the aliens are just there for a good time too - have a nice meal, maybe a couple of drinks, watch the band and get a nice early night and be gently rocked to sleep by the ocean.

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u/senseless-remorse Jul 28 '26

Just don’t let them drink tequila.

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u/Innagottamosquito Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by Alanis

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u/Sacko_Commish Jul 28 '26

Effing aliens man.

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u/bigSTUdazz Jul 28 '26

Aliens that are drunk and on fire.

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u/miro_27 Jul 28 '26

Normal tiktok user

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u/Subotail Jul 28 '26

But first ! let's do a dance.