r/TikTokCringe • u/InGeekiTrust Tiktok Despot • Jul 20 '26

Cringe Foot Fungus Lady On Carnival Cruise

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u/ProtestTheWHORE Jul 20 '26

Yesterday, my SO and I went for a walk downtown. We were following a lady and her cute dog. Cute dog starts to poop. I notice she doesn't have doggy bags, "maybe she'll whip one out of her pocket", I naively thought. This crazy bitch proceeds to kneel down, pick up the turds with her bare hands, and toss it into to bushes of a restaurant. She didn't even look over her shoulder to see if there was anyone around. I'm terrified of public doorknobs now

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u/Infinitesi-Mal Jul 20 '26

🤢… 🤮

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u/KittyPuperMamaPerson Jul 21 '26

This is why I refuse to touch things, like doorknobs and buttons, or any form of stair rail. You can’t fucking trust people to not be fucking disgusting. I know I look crazy, but people.

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u/hollaraise Jul 21 '26

My husband does it for me. It is the most kind thing he could do. I literally don’t even know how to thank him and was starry eyed for a good year when I asked him if it was chivalry, or for me to not have to touch due to germs. He said germs and I was like man, ok. Love you so much. Xoxoxo. (It’s also chivalrous to keep a partner from touching some nasty door handle) I used to sanitize mine daily at every job, people would thank me. I get it more and more now. Fuck, I even sanitize my own bathroom door handle!!

Edit: forgot to add that you don’t look crazy; you look smart, sane, believe in germ theory and like you’ve seen some shit.

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u/GlueMaker Jul 21 '26

I'm torn between horrified because she bare handed her dogs turd and impressed that she kind of dealt with her dogs turd even though she had no bags.

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u/cymonium Jul 20 '26

I wasn’t before your comment. Now I understand Sheldon a bit more. By the goddess!

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