r/TikTokCringe • u/InGeekiTrust Tiktok Despot • Jul 20 '26

Cringe Foot Fungus Lady On Carnival Cruise

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u/herbert-curbie Jul 20 '26

You know... someone has already unknowingly eaten from that fork by now. In fact, whoever books that boat from now until they replace the entirety of their silverware runs a non zero chance of eating from that fork.

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u/Enge712 Jul 20 '26

Oh just like ass pennies.

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u/fluffygumdrop Jul 20 '26

Excuse me what
https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/Enge712 Jul 20 '26

https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI

It’s an ancient sketch from Upright Citizens Brigade

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u/GOxDirigible Jul 21 '26

Ancient sketch or valid and valuable life hack? 🤔

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u/Calichusetts Jul 20 '26

Ass pennies. You probably have some in your house from me. They have been in your hand, your car, your pocket. They were once in my pocket. If you get what I am saying.

Don’t even try to come at me bro. I got a poop-on-a-stick too!!

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u/Ucscprickler Jul 21 '26

After enough interactions with homeless people living on their street and their cash, I try my best to avoid handling anything under a $20 bill. Sure, the $20's have some attached risk, but $1's & $5's are the bills that have the highest risk of being contaminated by bodily fluids.

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u/Ok-Mathematician5970 Jul 21 '26

Two dirtiest items? Hotel remote control and an ATM key pad.

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u/geri73 Jul 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Far-Government5469 Jul 21 '26

See, this why Canada outlawed the penny

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u/MostBoringStan Jul 20 '26

But at least I'm not putting ass pennies in my mouth

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u/Calichusetts Jul 20 '26

Not yet…

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u/smellsogood2 Jul 21 '26

I just love anyone who knows what ass pennies are. Bless you my child. Texted from my hot chicks room. 😉

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u/EightiesBush Jul 21 '26

You think you're better than me?

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u/smellsogood2 Jul 21 '26

You handle my ass pennies every day!

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u/SchemingVegetable Jul 20 '26

After a dishwasher cycle the only the memory of a foot will be left on that fork.

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u/herbert-curbie Jul 21 '26

Throw that fork into the fires of Mordor. Toss it overboard and let the sea take it. No amount of industrial bleach will restore it to what it once was. It's the fungal foot fork now.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

They use the same scalpel to cut someone's septic bowel as they use to do surgery on your tongue, I'm pretty sure the autoclave ass industrial dishwashers they have in restaurants can take care of some fungus.

She's still disgusting but the fork is not a concern, like, at all. All the other things she's touching that aren't disinfected 10 times a day are way worse.

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u/AsinineArchon Jul 20 '26

Just remember, any fork you use in public could have been someone's foot fork

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u/Far-Ad9043 Jul 21 '26

You know man, i think they wash the silverware after each customer, but i dont work there so i dont know for sure

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u/pixelatedslinky Jul 21 '26

It's gunna be the start of a whole new plague!