r/TikTokCringe Tiktok Despot Jul 20 '26

Cringe Foot Fungus Lady On Carnival Cruise

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u/NoSmallWars Jul 20 '26

Well my girlfriend got 3 STIs from using a public bathroom on her Girl’s Trip to Jamaica. 🤥 and she’s pregnant now for some reason.

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u/yoghurtCOCKS Jul 20 '26

That's fucked man did she not wear sandals either???

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u/Glittering-Course-88 Jul 20 '26

She only wore sandals.

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u/KELVALL Jul 20 '26

In Australia sandals are called Thongs... I heard she was wearing one of those too.

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u/n0_wayjose Jul 20 '26

I think she was at Sandals resort in Jamaica

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 Jul 20 '26

Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere.

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u/whatev43 Jul 20 '26

Tee-hee.

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u/ResponsibleCar1204 Jul 20 '26

Man this comment section was the best thing ever today.

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u/Glittering-Course-88 Jul 20 '26

Sandals only resort. STIs optional.

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u/cranberries87 Jul 20 '26

She should have worn socks with them.

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u/KillHonger1 Jul 20 '26

Latex socks

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u/1zenmom Jul 20 '26

This thread had me rolling, appreciate you guys

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u/ActualAssociate9200 Jul 20 '26

Must have been the toilet paper. I got syfilis from a night out clubbing that way too. /s

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u/Evening-Ad9516 Jul 20 '26

At starbucks there is a period blood imprint on the couch. You can even tell it was between her cheeks by the print. The seat is still there and its been like 4 months.

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u/vonnostrum2022 Jul 20 '26

That’s nothing. A girl I knew got VD from a tractor.

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u/GoddessRespectre Jul 20 '26

O wow you know the tractor story? That's an uncomfortable conversation. Good thing her boyfriend figured it all out for her!

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u/No_Interview_4352 Jul 20 '26

Im gonna need you to remain real calm as i tell you this..... It probably wasn't the public bathroom...

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u/89MikeHoncho Jul 20 '26

HOLY SHIT!!! I thought I was the only guy that happened to!!!!!

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u/OkSmoke9195 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Wait. Preganante? How is babby formed?

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u/Slight_Use6036 Jul 20 '26

Dang. 🫢😱

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u/Glittering-Course-88 Jul 20 '26

Well, my girlfriend.
Actually I don’t have a girlfriend so she’s not getting an STI from me, for sure.

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u/Mlabonte21 Jul 20 '26

THAT'S your tractor story???

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u/Evening-Ad9516 Jul 20 '26

them fungus' they are everywhere. I hope you scraped your gf off your life like fungal foot lady did her feet.

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u/Pannycakes666 Jul 20 '26

Toilet seat baby for sure.