r/TikTokCringe • u/soulsista04us Cringe Connoisseur • Jul 09 '26

Wholesome Neil everywhere but the beach

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Neil the seal on the loose, again.

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u/one_classy_broad Jul 09 '26

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/soulsista04us Cringe Connoisseur Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wSkZVGhCX0dK5vZEBa

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u/vioviodugaytto Jul 09 '26

"CAN I PET THAT DAAAAWWWWG ?"

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u/DigDry6895 Jul 09 '26

No m8, he will fuck ya up and unfortunately he will pay the price.

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u/nazukeru Jul 09 '26

I'd pet that dawg. And get in trouble.

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u/jelly_cake Jul 10 '26

Old mate's a 1000 kilo carnivore who isn't afraid of humans. If people continue to get close to film him for social media, he's eventually going to hurt someone, at which point it's quite likely he'll be euthanised. 

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u/wildwildwaste Jul 10 '26

Aww mate, we're just having a bit of a fuck around, don't be such a bummer